Tag Archives: farts

My daughter Mollie… and I am only going to give the back story on this once, so read the first post…. part 7…

Posted on June 30, 2017 by pouringmyartout

She is either getting ready to travel through time and space… or calling a Constable. Yes, she really is that happy and sweet… all the time… HA! I’m not even bothering with telling you where the pictures were taken anymore. … Continue reading →

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Weird things I do to entertain myself… because I’m weird… part 4…

Posted on October 15, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I am not proud to admit this, but when I wash my hands, I squish them together to make wet farty sounds… and I have a little electronic fart noise-making machine… and I use it…  because… I am like a … Continue reading →

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Never fart in the shower…

Posted on May 15, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Not only are those tiny particles trapped in a small space with you, but they cling to the steam and swirl around you like a smelly tornado. And warm air rises, so they tend to swirl right at head level. … Continue reading →

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You really ought to read that last post I did…

Posted on April 22, 2013 by pouringmyartout

We learned that there are some really sick and twisted people out there searching the internet for some really bizarre stuff. And we learned that every one of you should do a post about rainbows, unicorns, poop, farts and barf because you will … Continue reading →

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Hey you!!! Stop scrolling…

Posted on December 19, 2012 by pouringmyartout

Where are you off to in such a rush? You are here, just scanning down the WordPress humor wall, looking for something funny. How do you know my blog isn’t the blog that you have been desperately searching for? I … Continue reading →

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Asking the hard questions that no one else bothers to ask…

Posted on October 25, 2012 by pouringmyartout

In my quest to understand your…uh… OUR species, I often run across things that I react to in strange ways. I want to know if I am just weird or if these reactions are fairly common. Please aid me in my … Continue reading →

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