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Chapter 26…

-SALOON AT THE EDGE OF EVERYWHERE- Chapter Twenty Six Frodo used some more of Ssseeeet’s magic brown digestive juice to remove the needle gun from Rufus’s hand. A Marine corporal stood by to take the weapon for some reason or … Continue reading

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Chapter 25…

-SALOON AT THE EDGE OF EVERYWHERE- Chapter Twenty Five The last pirate in the lounge still holding a needle gun was a lad named Qweej, which you must admit is a good, piratey sounding name. His Captain was still missing … Continue reading

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Chapter 24…

-SALOON AT THE EDGE OF EVERYWHERE- Chapter Twenty Four Rufus threw himself forward at the pirate even as he heard the clicking and whipping sounds, and knew he was too late. He had also forgotten he was more or less … Continue reading

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So where are we in that crazy novel of mine?

Saloon at the Edge of Everywhere is gathering momentum like an asteroid shooting around a sun. The United States Space Ship Obama has just landed its Marines on the alien space station to rescue the hundreds of tourists that have … Continue reading

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Chapter 23…

-SALOON AT THE EDGE OF EVERYWHERE- Chapter Twenty Three As soon as Beeltee stepped onto Mainstreet he spotted Ssseeeet, Frodo, Asa and Ox. “What the hell is this?” he yelled, pointing the needle gun at them. “I knew I couldn’t … Continue reading

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Mr. Toad…

This is Mr. Toad from my sci-fi novel. He is one smart little alien. He has total recall, as a matter of fact. He is the Brain-Friend, one of the three Helper-Friends to Ssseeeet, the Muccassim… (or Slug)… It is a … Continue reading

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Chapter 22…

-SALOON AT THE EDGE OF EVERYWHERE- Chapter Twenty Two Ox tried peeling Asa off the wall, but that only produced a muffled screech. “Yu tarma kin op,” it sounded like Asa said. Ox didn’t know if his English was up … Continue reading

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Hey, I have a crazy idea… and stop giving me that ‘so what else is new’ look…

In order to drum up interest in my novel so that the fact that I get hundreds of comments on my silly Photoshop pictures of Romney and Cheney and nary so much as a whisper on the chapters I post, … Continue reading

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Chapter 18

-SALOON AT THE EDGE OF EVERYWHERE- Chapter Eighteen Ned had picked his team. Or, to be exact, the team had picked itself. There were not enough healthy volunteers that Ned felt he could turn anybody down. The comm tech was … Continue reading

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Chapter 17…

-SALOON AT THE EDGE OF EVERYWHERE- Chapter Seventeen Candybar could see her reflection in the large, green-tinted, oval eye of the Warlord. The Warlord gazed back into her eyes and said, “I am glad you are safe, Candybar Venezuela.” “Thank … Continue reading

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