
Yes, I’m sure you are trying to be helpful, but maybe don’t do that.

Yes, I’m sure you are trying to be helpful, but maybe don’t do that.

Oh, you almost had it. But I thought the dogs were the ones who liked to chase balls.

Well, it’s good that you are using up your frequent flier miles, but when did you learn to hula???

No! Bad kitty! We have talked about this before. Do NOT help Godzilla destroy any cities!!!

Oh, come on!

Oh… I guess she got a job at the Kitty Kat Klub?

Sure, I suppose you deserve a vacation, after all that housework.

I don’t think that counts as helping with the chores, and once again, that isn’t our house.

Well, it is nice to see that you are finally helping with the chores around the house and… wait… that isn’t our house, and those aren’t our drawers! Bad cat. I am going to be getting an angry phone call, aren’t I?

Well, that does it, I am taking away the cat’s credit card.