Stick together… part 47… famous faces… part 6… Special English edition!

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I have actually been in the presence of the Queen and the Royal Family… by which I mean I was only a few dozen yards from them.

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That would make the best Queen for a chess board ever!

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Can you tell who that is?

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Here is the same image, mirrored in the opposite direction.

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Stick together… part 46… famous faces… part 5… the tRump spectacular edition!

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Well, we all knew this was coming, right?

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I had to do some mirror images of this guy.

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He is perfect for it.

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The ridiculous hair…

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The preposterous pompousness…

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The face you just want to throw up on.

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But I am glad we got this out of the way.

 

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Stick together… part 45… famous faces… part 4… the Gandhi-egg edition, with some bonus sexy pictures of Marilyn Monroe!!!… (sort of)…

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Oh yeah, I am painting Gandhi on an egg next Easter.

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I flattened him out like a map of the world!

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I think these demonstrate my theory that doing mirror images on faces, which are already symmetrical, is a waste of time… unless the subject is looking off to the side.

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What is the sound of one Gandhi eating another Gandhi?

And now, as promised, some sexy… almost… pictures of a famous movie star.

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Hey, I’m not here to judge you.

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But if you do find these photos sexy…

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You are weirder than I am…

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And I am the one running this freak show.

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Stick together… part 44… famous faces… part 3…

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As demonstrated by these two images, this mirror imaging thing is tricky on faces that are looking directly into the camera. If you mirror it right down the middle, well, you can see for yourself.

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But you can make it more artistic.

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It is all about where you draw the mirror line. I could have cut through her nose, or her eyes.

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I do like the third eye though. I also might be inventing some new hair styles.

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Or maybe not.

 

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Stick together… part 43… famous faces… part 2…

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Nothing like having some fun with an iconic photograph of an iconic person. But seriously, that is the worst case of camel toe I have ever seen.

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If I cut that one in a different place, the effect would be way less attractive than it is.

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That is half the fun with these, determining where to draw the line… something that I am not historically good at.

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But in Photoshop, unlike in life, you always get a second chance.

 

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Stick together… part 42… famous faces… part 1…

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I did say that faces don’t work with this mirror image thing, because they are already symmetrical. The workaround is finding an image of the face that is looking to the side.

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Please feel free to give suggestions of who you would like to see in this part of the series.

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Distinctive faces work best… like old Abe here.

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I already have some ideas. Marilyn Monroe and Gandhi sprang to mind.

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But I will try not to get carried away.

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Stick together… part 41… Hands down… part 2, and the last of these mirror image things… at least, as far as human hands go… HA!

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Sorry…

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I don’t know why the crack squirrels that live inside my head like these mirror image things so much…

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Usually they grow tired of a series and tell me to move on…

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I think they are just enjoying trying to think of new things to do the mirror image effect on…

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And I have to keep them happy, or they chew on the wiring up there…

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And truest me, nobody wants that…

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Because I am weird enough already…

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Also, I just noticed that, if you cover up all of that image up there except for one of the thumbs, it looks a lot like a penis… just sayin’… the guy has penis thumbs.

 

 

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We are losing America…

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Trump is playing the dictator rule book page by page. His hardcore base of racist homophobic fanatics is falling for it, hook, line and sinker. He has turned the blame for all the problems we face onto minorities and foreigners. He has marginalized women and turned the free press into the enemies of the State. He has reversed the entire concept of separation of church and state. But mostly, he has somehow managed to make the truth count for nothing and made the loudest voices the only ones that are heard.

His followers long for a time when white men made all the decisions. Be careful what you wish for. You might get what you want, but if those white men making the decisions are all complete asshats, in the end, it will come back and bite you.

They started by removing the regulations that keep our water and food safe, and our air breathable, and the rules that would keep us from another economic collapse. Now they have taken over the courts and our system of laws. Is it really so hard to believe that a takeover of our military is far behind. Replace the military leadership that rose through the ranks on merit with more fawning sycophants like the rest of the morally-decrepit band of hooligans that he surrounds himself with, and the path is clear.

I have been warning you about this since before he was elected. I tried humor  and fear to pass this warning on. The tipping point is approaching. Once the military answers to him alone, will you be able to gather in protest? If the republicans maintain the majority in the House and Senate, and the courts are filled with his appointees, what is to stop Trump from deciding to stay in office as long as he is able to, and then pass the office down to his children.

No one at first took Hitler as a serious threat, a funny man with funny hair, who screamed hatred into the faces of a small but loyal group of followers. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. The checks and balances that keep us safe are falling, one by one. The danger is real.

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Is the Earth being swallowed by a black hole?

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Is it slipping away into some strange alternate reality?

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Is all that we know just an ethereal work of art, done by a mad painter?

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Is it all just a golden dream, a swirling chaos a twisted chance?

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Well, maybe all these things are true… but they have nothing to do with this post. This is really about this photo…

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A super-close-up-macro-photograph that I took, lit from beneath with color-changing LED lights, of this…

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The very first thing I made in that glass blowing class I took, a simple paperweight… a photo which I then added a swirl filter too…

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And which I then used some other digital filter magic on… like the next one, my personal favorite… the ‘groovy rainbow’ filter…

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Stick together… part 40… Hands down… and some free bonus mirror-image pictures of a cute baby monkey…

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You may… or may not… be pleased to know that I am done doing mirror images of animals…

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Except, of course, for the bonus pictures below…

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I am doing one more post of hands after this…

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Then I am going to move on…

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We will see where they take me… and by they, I obviously mean the crack squirrels that live inside my head.

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And now, those baby monkey pictures I was speaking about…

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You’re welcome.

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