Category Archives: Poems

What? More poetry???

I seem to be in the throes of a poetic frenzy. This isn’t really a usual thing with me. Oh, I like to do funny poems, a little political satire now and then. When I feel something mushy building up … Continue reading

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I was the hunter…

I stalked the halls and corridors of this world. I roamed the hills and pressed on into the dim reaches of the forest. I captained my own ship and roamed the far corners of the seas. I burned the hours … Continue reading

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An Ode to Ed…

For Ed Hotspur http://edwardhotspur.wordpress.com —————————————————- This is an ode to my friend Ed A natural blogger born and bred Much smarter than your average quadruped I turn to him for my daily bread As soon as I get out of bed … Continue reading

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Your smile…

The stars pale in the heavens at your approach… Your eyes hold the glimmering of the radiant, laughing moon, frolicking on a deep and windswept lake… But your smile, your smile, Milady, lights my heart and my soul as the poor sun tries vainly … Continue reading

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I feel bad about this, but…

I have tried begging, manipulation, trickery, and seduction, all to get you people to go back and read this blog from the beginning, which is the only way it makes any sense. None of those things have worked… (well, three … Continue reading

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I never cry…

I never cry when I am hurt, or angry or afraid. Or when I am lost and lonely and far from home. I don’t cry over spilt milk or a broken heart. But I do cry over injustice and bigotry. … Continue reading

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Just stuff…

When I was a fighting man, The kettle drums, they beat. The people scattered gold dust, Beneath my horses feet. Now I am a great king, And people hound my track. With poison in my wine cups, And daggers at my back. … Continue reading

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Crazy Is As Crazy Does…

Here is a little poem I wrote, way back in the 70s… Just a little nugget from the drawers of mystery… It requires no explanation, and I didn’t bother to put in any pictures… —————————————————————————————— …Who’s Crazy?… Well the sun was … Continue reading

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The Fat in the Cat in the Hat…

Here is another little poem I pulled from my magic drawers full of ‘schnitzel’… (I think, if Snoop Dog was to say ‘sh*t’ in that special language of his, that is how it would sound…[if he was German])… Anyway, here … Continue reading

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Shakespeare’s Repast… Poetry and Fine Dining…

I was hoping that the title would get your attention because there wont be any pretty pictures to go with this next part. So far I have done a pretty good job of clearing out my random Photoshop pics and … Continue reading

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