I know, I give good advice on making your life better all the time, but this is just another of those silly things that will make you, and perhaps even the people around you, smile.

All you have to do is say the following:

“Farty parts and poopy pants,

poopy pants and farty parts,

farty pants and poopy parts,

poopy parts and farty pants”…

Okay, I lied. That isn’t all you have to do. You have to pick a silly tune to sing those words to. Once you have done that, the next step is to pick a funny, cartoony voice to sing the song in.

There is one other thing…

You have to do this over and over, going faster and faster. Don’t worry when you mess it up… and you will.

Oh, and do not do this at work, you might get fired.

But DO do this at the grocery store, or the dentist office waiting room, or when you are in the yard doing some gardening, or washing the dishes. And mostly, do this when little kids are around. Not TOO LITTLE! It might offend someone. Use your common sense and good judgement. I don’t have either of those, so I am counting on you. And do this in front of adults too. Family, friends, complete strangers. Trust me. Either they will smile at you and you should keep them in your life, or they will quickly move away from you. If they do, let them. You don’t need them in your life.

Okay, now go out and be silly. Take your inner child to the Disneyland of your imagination.