I have been trying to wrap my head around the latest developments in the many investigations involving tRump and the people who surround him like sad little moons pulled into the orbit of a gaseous giant pseudo-star.

I think, in a weird way, that the most amusing outcome from all of these investigations would be if everyone tRump knows or is related to, all end up in prison, while he somehow remains unconvicted… yes, spell checker, I know unconvicted isn’t a word, but it should be. It sums up the man nicely. Because he has no convictions whatsoever.

I have been trying to come up with a succinct name for the assclown circus posse that have aligned themselves with tRump. Here are a few of my ideas.

The asshole of evil- based loosely on the axis of evil. Although this is confusing, because it sounds more like it focuses on tRump himself, and not his followers.

The sphincter of life- which is like the circle of life, but this also suffers from the same problem as my first idea.

The grime syndicate-  and why isn’t there a good comedy TV series about an organized crime family… I mean, besides the news?

The refilled swamp- now with 78% more slime.

Future Federal Inmates Anonymous- a self-help group.

But maybe the one I came up with earlier, whilst rambling my way to this point in the post, sums it up best…

Assclown circus posse- how many assclowns can we fit into a 6 X 9 cell?