6 Responses to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrre… you following my blog yet?

1. List of X says:

   July 17, 2017 at 10:11 am

   Yeah, but a short distance behind, I guess. I don’t want to make you too uncomfortable.

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   • pouringmyartout says:

     July 17, 2017 at 11:37 am

     You are like the last person here from the old days… sob… don’t ever leave me…

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2. Alejandro De La Garza says:

   July 14, 2017 at 8:38 pm

   Yes, I’m following your blog, damnit! If I followed you any more closely, you’d accuse of stalking! It won’t be the first time that’s happened. But I’ve been trying to stay out of trouble since leaving the Witness Protection Program and Masturbators Anonymous 5 years ago.

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   • pouringmyartout says:

     July 16, 2017 at 8:01 am

     ummm… I have been stalked before, and enjoy it, but so far, you are the first to link stalking and masturbation… and somehow. that feels like I am getting even better at this. I mean, obviously, I assumed that everyone who read my words… not to mention looked at all the pictures of me… were, at some point, becoming, at the very least, infatuated, if nothing else, and that a fair percentage of them would become openly smitten. It is nice to have that confirmed, even in this roundabout manner.

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     • Alejandro De La Garza says:

       July 16, 2017 at 3:00 pm

       Stalking and masturbation have a lot in common: both are done in private, alone, and usually with the help of a computer or binoculars. Alcohol and pain meds are optional, but always add intensity.

       I’m glad I could help you realize your true self, brother! Any time I can lend a hand, just give me a shout!

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       • pouringmyartout says:

         July 16, 2017 at 5:58 pm

         You crack me up.

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