Daily Archives: August 1, 2016

Seriously… what would it take to make Trump drop ten points in the polls???

If he stuffed a live baby up his own ass? Or wiped his butt with the original copy of the constitution? What if he dug up Elvis and pissed on his face? Or summoned Satan and fed kittens and puppies … Continue reading

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Feel free to print this out and stick it on your refrigerator…

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The most important thing I have learned about using my new Surface laptop…

… is that, if you are wearing shorts, and you open it on your lap, then the hinges can close on your leg hairs and grab them… which really hurts…

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