This revolutionary product, designed by the man who knows all about making mistakes, is made from semi-nontoxic reconstituted wood byproducts and glue derived from the hooves of not-too-endangered species, and contains no dangerous lead.. except in the yellow paint… It is made in China by children who have particularly small hands, and are fed at least once each and every day.
Because it is labeled with the highly-prized Trump brand, you will cherish it as an important reminder of this historic mistake-making legend, and you can own it for only five easy payments of $29.99… plus shipping and handling.
Pouring My Art Out 
That’s my pencil…I won’t vote for him so that’s not a mistake.
HA!!!
Are you making pencils great again?
I make them by the great wall
Perfect!
I am, aren’t I?
Comment. Not man. Perfect comment.
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Hahahaha this is hilarious! Oh how I’ve missed reading your blog posts.
Thanks… things have been crazy around here.