I don’t even know where to begin, really…
I write and illustrate books for children…
And books for bigger kids…
I also write and sing and play guitar, but you have to click the button in the top bar for that…
I invented both tie dye storm trooper…
and Christmas ninja…
I am learning to be a blacksmith…
I not only carve tikis… but I can make them talk… and I am even carving one that looks like me…
Babies… and animals… love me…
I have been to London and seen the Queen…
And I managed to get Eric Idle of Monty Python fame to follow me on Twitter and actually have conversations with him… And I still have time to make fun of annoying politicians here on the blog… (yay, Photoshop!!!)
I paint, I draw, I write, and I am still a pretty nice guy… just sayin’… I could go on, but even I am getting tired of this… for now… HA!
Pouring My Art Out 
If you are getting tired of bragging about you, you could also work on developing the talent of stronger tolerance to self-promotion. 🙂
I like the way you think…
I love this. You are so talented.
oh stop
Nevah.
ok
Talented Lad.
I don’t know where this one even came from…