Here are a few awesome tidbits cut and pasted from my spam folder from this past week, which, for the sake of fun, I will respond to…

***(WARNING… this post might contain some adult content… not from me… but you know how those spams are)***

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Spam: Just simply needed to stress I’m lucky that i stumbled on your web site!|

Me: Thanks, dear spam/person/bot/thing… I am always here to help anyone who needs more stress in their lives…

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Spam: What i do not realize is in truth how you are not actually a lot more well-appreciated than you might be right now.You’re very intelligent. You understand thus considerably on the subject of this subject, made me personally
consider it from a lot of varied angles. Its like men and women aren’t involved except it
is something to accomplish with Lady gaga! Your individual stuffs great.
All the time care for it up!

Me: I also do not realize how I am not more well-appreciated than I might be right now, dear spam! I am glad that I helped you appreciate it… (the ‘subject this time being a post I did called: There is no bad way to stick my face together… okay, that’s enough of that… , which was probably just something funny I did to myself in Photoshop)… from a lot of varied angles. My face should be considered from a lot of varied angles. It is that kind of face. I don’t know why more men and women aren’t more involved in accomplishing something with Lady Gaga… And yes, my individual does stuff great… so I all the time care it up… when I have time, that is.

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Spam: I wish to show my respect for your generosity giving support to those individuals that really want help with the idea. Your personal dedication to getting the solution all through was really important and has without exception permitted folks much like me to achieve their dreams. This informative useful information signifies a whole lot a person like me and still more to my fellow workers. With thanks; from all of us.

Me: Well, much thanks, person with a real-sounding name at somewhere that starts with ‘freestaking.com’… I appreciate your respect, and return it wholeheartedly… I do have personal dedication when it comes to getting the solution through… (this solution revolving around a post I did called:  Green eggs and spam… (or); Spam, spam spam spam spam and spam… (or); Spammy, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old Spammy… which was obviously another one of these same posts I am doing right now)… about spam… so the wheel goes full circle. I am so glad you found the informative information to signify a whole lot, to you and your friends at work… I hope they all send me spams now too.

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(Sorry about this one)

Spam: What you’ll want to know is the fact that these toys for big boys provide
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Some men also may suffer more comfortable shaving their genitals before
using an engagement ring, to be able to lessen the prospects for pubic hairs being pulled inadvertently.
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Me: Uh, dear Do Pocket Pussys Feel Real And, at some porn site, you spelled that slang word for female genitalia one way in your name and another in the spam itself… this is very confusing. I am distressed to find out that some men also may suffer more comfortable shaving their genitals before using an engagement ring, for the following reasons:

First of all, the grammar in that sentence is almost as atrocious as the content.

Secondly, that ‘also’ implies that I am having this problem, and other men are just copying me.

Also, is it a problem or isn’t it? You aren’t clear on that. How does one suffer and also be more comfortable?

However, I am a firm believer in not having my pubic hair pulled inadvertently, so thanks for that.