You have a blog. That means you are trying to connect with the universe and feel less alone. Here are a few facts to consider:
You are looking for something to fill a void in your life, and you have things to share. I can tell you how to accomplish both these goals. In order to find a large group of people willing to listen to you, you need to follow other blogs. Yes, you can just leave clever comments on random blogs, and hope they are so clever that the person follows you back to your blog and end up staying. But that is a slow way to get where you are going.
Following good blogs is a much better… and more fun… way of achieving the same goal. Good blogs attract a lot of people, and that means that when you leave a comment, the odds are, if it is really clever, more people will notice it. Also, it lets you spot clever comments left by other people, and gives you the opportunity to follow them back to their blogs and start the process over on a wider scale.
You should follow my blog, because I have thousands of the best followers in the blog world.
If, on the on the other hand, you don’t care how many people end up following you, and you are just looking for a fun place to fill a few moments in your day, you should still follow my blog. I don’t care what you are interested in, I have it on my blog… I have: original song videos, funny pictures, funny moving pictures, pictures of my travels all over the world along with funny stories about them, cute animal photos, fiction of all types… because I write books and I write most of them right on my blog… I have poetry, and art of all kinds… because I am all-art-side-of-the-brain. I share my life with you.
And I make fun of everything… politics, terrorists, racists, idiots, you name it, I will make fun of it… but I also do thoughtful and moving and even occasionally deep posts about life and love history and… stuff.
Oh, and I have crack squirrels living in my head.
Also, my blog is interactive… I might write your name in as a character in a novel or children’s book, or take a photo you email me and do weird stuff to it in Photoshop.
Besides, Eric Idle from Monty Python follows me of Twitter, so I must be funny, right?
So stop scrolling down these endless topic walls looking for whatever it is you are looking for and come over to my blog and poke around a bit… you just found what you are looking for.
Pouring My Art Out 
I can testify to the point that clever comments attract followers – I had followed you after one such comment.
can I get a witness!
Not in those words! Hahaha
But those are the only words I have!!!
You forgot the best part, Art – you have the most entertaining commenters!
I said something about that, didn’t I???
Walter White: My wife is seven months pregnant with a baby we didn’t intend. My fifteen-year old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make $43,700 per year. I have watched all of my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable. And within eighteen months, I will be dead. And you ask why I ran?
there you go
“You have a blog. That means you are trying to connect with the universe and feel less alone. Here are a few facts to consider:
You are looking for something to fill a void in your life, and you have things to share.”
I Understand you much better now…I’m reading between your lines….
This is really just another shameless attempt to lure a few new followers… HA!
I will be loyal to your blog for a song as you care to keep it.
what more could I ask for?
You are a fun and wild guy, Art! I’m not surprised crack squirrels reside in your head. I hope they’re nice and friendly.
They can be… but not always… and thanks so much
You did say that clever comments might be noticed by others, but you didn’t stress that your commenters are the best ever.
I messed up… I said I have thousands of the best followers in the world… but that is what I meant.