I don’t know if I want to make this a regular thing… but I do get some pretty freakin’ awesome spam… and since I can’t… or won’t… reply to them directly, I might as well at least acknowledge them here…

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Me; Really? Your website is in the exact same area of interest as mine??? Your users would genuinely benefit? Because you sent this to a post I did called: ‘Unicorns vomit rainbows… in your dreams…’

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Me; Wait… what? I get my ideas from my own article??? And I am fairly sure we have never discussed anything, ‘youjizz’ from a website called; ‘XXXyouporn’…

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Me; I never travel on my space year… but I do like the ‘returning to the land of my ancestors’ part… even though I am adopted, and I have no idea where the hell that land actually is…

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Spam; Still, in Rose city, with its typically laid back vibe, the dispute over the profession problem is breaking individuals into 2 camps.

Me; I have no funny answer to that… it is just too heart-breaking…

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Me; I had a sneaking suspicion that might be the case… and you just proved it!

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Me; Well, uh… thanks?

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Me; See, I knew my blog was awesome! You have to search the internet for at least 4 hours to find a write-up more fascinating than mine!