No… not really… I haven’t suddenly decided to run for office as the head of the NRA… this is just another of my silly examples of why we really need a sarcasm font…
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Yeah, you really need a sarcasm font for that, because there are people who think that way for real.
And here I was trying to make fun of those people.
Careful, they’re armed.
All the best nut-jobs are these days… anybody worth making fun of.
In Canadaland, we do it fully cocked. Just saying.
Can’t we just let one thing go by without you trying to sex it up???
Um… no?
fine
If there really was a Sarcastic Party, I would vote for it.
I think all of them are pretty sarcastic now… so take your pick. I just want a special font I c an type with when I feel particularly sarcastic.
I’ll probably just stick with writing in Alfred E. Newman like I have done every election since I turned 18. I know it’s sort of like “throwing away my vote” but you know what? I get a kick out of it. (And I’m gonna keep doing it.)
Then you can’t complain about who wins.
LOL! Actually the Alfred E. Newman thing was a joke. I’ve never actually done that. (Though in my very first election I voted for Ross Perot, which I suppose was kind of the same thing, and I did it because I thought it was cool that there was an independent candidate who actually seemed to have a chance. And I just HAD to be a rebel! Cut me some slack, though I had JUST turned 18.) Mostly I vote “anti-Republican.”
Well see, I can relate to all of that.
Bow before the supreme leader! (I mean Art, not me. I am but a head minion)
Now now… be polite… at least until they sign up to be a minion… then all bets are off…
I’m just working on the recruiting strategy is all.
First we lull them… then we bangs them over the head… Shanghaiing 101…
Oh no, you did NOT just wade into the gun control debate! A man of great intestinal fortitude. Too much hate on both sides for me to dare share my opinion (if I was even articulate enough to express it).
Hey, I have done open letters to gun nuts… and they were not at all nice on my part… also to racists, homophobes, terrorists, extremists, religious fundamentalists, the KKK and republicans… I am not afraid to piss people off.
The fact that Elyse and I both liked this shows that we get ya 😀
yay… and phew
Wait, are you holding a gun in your gravatar???
the secret is out
SPACE WEAPON! NOT a gun. Geez…
yeah… because who wouldn’t rather be killed with a space ray than a bullet???
NRA starts a space chapter! What is this universe coming to???
In the third book of the sci-fi series… the one I just got the first copy of to proofread… there are Human Supremacists in space… living on an alien space station… right next to an enclave of alien supremacists… and hilarity ensues…
Before you do that first make sure there are guards armed with machine guns in each school: remember, the only way to stop bad men with guns is with more good men with guns. (my autocorrect mad that last “guns” into “Gund” – bears rule!)
That one is actually not as clear cut as I wish it would be.I mean, if a guy with a gun shows up at my daughter’s school, I want good men with guns to go in and save everybody… it would be good if they were trained police officers… and even then things can go wrong… but maybe having a well trained and armed response team might help in some cases. I don’t however want them arming the teachers… or the students… or the cafeteria ladies…
What about church ladies? Should they be armed? “Could it be … SATAN ?
They should hire Satan as a security consultant.
Bwahaha! I worked at a large (Billion$ +) retailer and they hired two (reformed) hackers to work in IT and test computer security full time. Satan would make a great consultant. Ha! I did consulting for a short while and there was a funny definition of “consultant” going around. You hire a consultant to tell you the time and he asks for your watch, tells you the time and then leaves with your watch. Ha!
Let me consult with a consultant about how I feel about consultants…
… was that sarcasm in my last comment? We will never know… until we invent the sarcasm font…
Trained security dogs seem like a win-win (K9s4KIDs https://www.facebook.com/K9s4KIDsORG) These trained dogs can assist and buy time until the security task force gets there. Better than arming teachers (sorry, some of them are fine I’m sure, but many don’t have the background/training. In MS/HS kids will be looking to boost the guns)
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OH YES! Sarcasm font would make life sooooo much easier.
ha…