Dear Canadian minions, followers, friends and people I haven’t met yet…

Just to let you know, if this country ends up electing another Bush as president, I am coming up there to live… So save me a spot… Just in case…

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62 Responses to Dear Canadian minions, followers, friends and people I haven’t met yet…

  1. benzeknees's avatar benzeknees says:

    You are more than welcome – but would you really like snow? It requires shovelling you know.

  2. kellyhuntson's avatar Nurse Kelly says:

    Let it be known that I am now on your minion page – oh great leader of the sailing minions of world domination – you’re really starting to rub off on me now

  3. In My Cluttered Attic's avatar In My Cluttered Attic says:

    I’ll start learning all the words to “O”Canada” just in case. Now is there anyone out there who can teach me on ice red carpet defense tactics while I sing it?

  4. There is always ireland – land of no abortion even in the case of fatal fetal abnormality which results in immediate death after being born, and also a blasphemy law just passed this decade. Does Canada allow gay marriage? Because we are working on making that illegal, too. Ah, ireland.

  5. gibber43's avatar Gibber says:

    Get your passport ready!

  6. Ay, Dios Mio!! Arturo the Canadian…

  7. Paul's avatar Paul says:

    Welcome one and all – we have lots of room – you just have to check your guns at the border please. You can pick them up again if you ever decide to go back home where you need them.

  8. Elyse's avatar Elyse says:

    Me too. And I cannot imagine a more boring political race than Clinton v. Bush, 2016. Ho hum. Maybe I’ll move now.

  9. I hope you like poutine and donairs. If you move to Newfoundland, you’ll have to be “screeched” in. It involves kissing a codfish, making a short recitation and drinking Newfoundland rum.

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