But don’t lean on drunk people. They are too unstable. You will both end up falling.
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Pouring My Art Out 
Lean on me when you’re not strong . . .
I am always strong
But it’s usually when you’re drunk with your friends that everyone’s all leaning all over each other getting all mushy saying, “I love you, man” and all that drunken stuff, and yet the drinks rarely get spilled.
you got me there… when are we going to do that?
ok now I want to meet you, we need to have a bloggers convention
yeah we do
that would actually be really cool
it really would… wait… are we still talking about the meeting and hugging thing???
lol wait it became hugging? I thought it was drunken leaning, you have to at least buy me dinner first.
sorry… we Bay Area-ites are big on hugging… and since I usually prefer female friends to male, I find that hugging just works well for me.
np I’m a hugger, especially when I’ve been drinking
well anybody can hug drunk
or the toilet
or both
hugging the toilet with a drink in hand
sure… that too
well except for the stalkers
I leave the squirrels to worry about them
yeah give the stalkers rabies
crack bites are way worse than rabies…
yeah!
yup
ja
uh huh
si
es verdad
ich weisse
nyet spasebo
mele kalikimaka
domo arigato
R2D2
2Bornot2B
bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica
baklava bodhisattva babushka!
beers bitters brandies
botulism bellbottoms bouncers
bigfoot barracudas babies
my favorite progressive funk/grunge/jazz/fusion band!!!
mine too!
go figure
but I don’t like math
I can’t even do math… all art-side-of-the-brain. Don’t have my multiplication tables memorized.
I actually have a good math brain, but it’s painful to use it
I can only imagine
yep, btw you’re reaping the benefits of my extended absence from blogging, etc. I’ve been on a lot these past couple days catching up with emails and blog visits. I’m not usually on so much and I usually only reply to comments in the morning ad sometimes in the evening. I guess I’m implying that interacting with me is a benefit. not too vain, though
I know… I am not unaware of the fact that I am lucky to have you here. I try to be extra clever to warren the attention. But the reunion party is fun because if it takes off, you don’t need to be there for most of it… it feeds on itself.
thanks! hey, notice I haven’t been using “lol” that’s what I asked you to help me with, I just remembered (just fought the urge to type “lol” at the end of that statement)
I only remember I hate it when I see it… and then it is too late
how much do you hate it?
I just want it to stop… that is why I invented my patented:
ha
Ha
HA
ha!
Ha!
HA!
HA!!
HA!!!
haHaHAha!Ha!HA!HA!!HA!!!
close enough
yay
ha
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
chooooooooooooooooo
chooooooooo
cachoo
one flew over his nest, or so I heard
juicy fruit
dry fruit seems like a waste
although I like dried mango
oh, that kind of fruit is ok
yep, except when they add sugar to it then it’s awful, but all natural is amazing
right
maybe you can incorporate trivia like who wants to be a millionaire, or jeopardy, or do some other kind of game show type thing, you could have pretend drama going on like the comments are part of some reality tv show, you could do something about monsters, talk about how to survive in the zombie apocalypse, give fake spoilers to popular media, have conversations about current events as if the onion reported them and they are believed, want more?
I like all those… I am also thinking of incorporating it into the Friday Funnies series of blogs that I do with some other people… or did… if they are still doing it with me
I don’t know what those are either, I guess it’s pretty rare when I do anything involving other blogs. Also, I very rarely leave comments, but I bet you don’t believe that.
I do… and now I feel very special…
well you art special
I think your mean ‘thou art special’
yeah, that’s what I meanteth
for sooth
get thee to a brewery
I will have nunnery of that brewery!
yay you got my Hamlet reference!
I am no slouch
apparently not
I do have bad posture, ironically…
wtf are we talking about now, damn archives
wait… I know this one… oh… me being a slouch… it was a play on words… man, I am pretty quick for an old drunk guy… as long as my spell checker keeps working
oh right, hamlet, yeah! I’m impressed by your memory.
It won’t be long, ’till I’m gonna need somebody to lean on. Actually, I need someone right now. Paul’s TeePee thing scares me though…
Who went pee pee right inside the tee pee
Who made the big bomb right outside the wigwam?
Since you asked, my guess is that it was you. *eyes roll* Sheesh.
Doh
How was I not following you before?! CRAZINESS!! Luckily, the error of my ways has been hastily remedied!
I am so glad you are here now.
Reblogged this on allabouteve16 and commented:
If you do want to lean against a drunk person, make sure they are heavily padded so you have some cushioning to land on.
Reblogged this on ally1lakeside and commented:
You’d all fall like a “house of cards” lol
I am willing to volunteer my body for a test. Fully bugnuts drunk, I’m pretty sure I am still an awesome person to lean on. That’s a fact, yo.
Canadians are notoriously stable.
Vertically AND horizontally.
Sigh
Oh yeah…
Wheeeee
Good advice, unless there’s a safe place to land
Even when I am flat on my back in the gutter, I am looking up at the stars…
hee hee lets hope so
Yes
What if everyone around you is drunk at the same time – a common issue? Can you all lean against each other,like a TeePee built with poles?
Where is your designated driver?
He could be the center pole in the TeePee. So, I guess what I’m asking then, does there have to be a one to one ratio between leaner and leanee? Or can like one DD be a center pole and , say, 20 inebriates (See, that sounds much more acceptable than drunk, eh?)all lean on him and each other?
It is possible, but I would hate to be the center pole.
Hey, that’s what you get for being a DD – it’s not all accolades ya know. Sheesh. Lean on me….
I think I will.
Reblogged this on galesmind and commented:
Excellent advice.
Reblogged this on Human Interest.
Hmm. Bill Withers or the Rolling Stones. Either way, Art, you can lean on me.
Yay