Traffic update…

Traffic on the highway to hell is bumper to bumper and moving at a snail’s pace… So I guess I am going to be late getting there.

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38 Responses to Traffic update…

  1. benzeknees's avatar benzeknees says:

    The reason for the traffic jam is your crack squirrels running back & forth across the road!

  2. stephcalvert's avatar stephrogers says:

    Hi! I’m back, but looks like you’re late. Traffic was a nightmare here today too, we had this storm and the traffic lights went out and then the police closed the road because a tree was over it and on and on it went

  3. psifigal's avatar PsiFiGal says:

    Aww heck, you’re in the handbasket and all hope for you is lost, sorry buddy…

  4. dansarc's avatar dansarc says:

    Your post leads me to number 1 a question and number 2 a comment. Question: Why are you “going to Hell?” Comment: Maybe you should leave a little earlier next time! LOL. Think about it. and NO EXCUSES! We’re all adults here…….I think! 🙂

    • Being non religious, I can only assume that I am not in fact going to hell, but rather continuing my running gag to the best of my abilities. And if I am wrong, that is one appointment I do not mind being late for.

      • dansarc's avatar dansarc says:

        Since you brought it up………not being “religious” myself BUT being a Christian, we could get into a rather long debate on who is and who is not actually going to heaven. I only know what the bible says in John 3:16. I also know it is not my place to judge anyone. Believe it or not, that even includes YOU! LOL All any of us can do in this life is live to the best of our abilities but those abilities should include glorifying God and encouraging others to do so as well. OK, I’m done. Didn’t mean to get all preachy! And you are right, if that were the road I was traveling, and all of us needs to make that determination for ourselves, I definitely would NOT mind being late myself!!! 🙂

  5. List of X's avatar List of X says:

    Just take the Wrong way lane. It’s not like anyone ever uses it.

  6. Tippy Gnu's avatar AC says:

    This is why only the good die young.

  7. Trent Lewin's avatar Trent Lewin says:

    Oy, are you posting every 10 minutes? I can’t keep up! Why are you going to hell? What did you do? And why are you driving there? I’m sure there are easier ways to get in…

  8. Paul's avatar Paul says:

    hell is patient.

  9. Jeanette's avatar NotAPunkRocker says:

    So you can’t drive 55?

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