I like to sing ‘He’s Got The Whole World In His Hands’… really loudly… when I am using the urinal in a public restroom. Because it’s funny.
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I like to sniff the shoulder of the person next to me at urinals. For the same reason.
While I applaud the unusual approach to humor that this idea demonstrates, there are a lot of parts of the world where such behavior could get you into serious trouble… of one sort or another…
Pretty sure someone who elects to comically sniff someone else in a bathroom or anywhere-other-than-a-bathroom is likely damning the consequences.
Right, but I think one of my goals with humor, now that I have kids, is to not pass that line where I might cause someone to actually assault me… not that I am good at knowing where lines are, but… just something to think about.
I mean, I wouldn’t try this joke at a biker bar, whereas my joke, bikers see the humor in it.
Luckily for me the only time I exit the house is to buy more cheese doodles. Unless a biker is working the check out counter at Circle K, I’m in the clear.
I am just looking out for you… because I care…
ty for caring.
I do… I mean, not enough to let you smell me… but almost…
Ha-ha “let me.” Oh, you card.
I almost went with ‘not enough to want to smell you’… but I wasn’t sure which was funnier… or more disturbing… HA!!!