Now, before you get too comfortable, could you all please go and leave at least one comment on our post where we are trying to break the record for most comments on a single blog post… the link is over there at the top of the sidebar on the right—–>
There are over 35,700 comments there so far. You can go in and reply to old comments from random people… or random comments from old people… and make some new friends, or just go in and start a multi-comment rant on any subject you want. It is a great place to meet some friends, because I have the best commenters on WordPress… or on the planet, for that matter.
Other than that, have fun. There are some original songs I did, up there in the top bar. You can check out my books on the sidebar, along with some useful ways to explore this blog… most popular posts, or the wordcloud… You can also type random funny words into the search button thing up there by the magnifying glass. Go ahead, type in any weird combination of words and see what pops up.
Or, you could just scroll down… endlessly down… to the darkest reaches of my crack squirrel-infested subconscious… just skimming the pictures and titles… because it isn’t easy to explain what it is I do here… and I keep doing different stuff… and feel free to tell me what you do like and what you don’t like… who knows?
Maybe the crack squirrels will listen to you.
Pouring My Art Out 
Boy, you keep giving us directions on how to find things on your blog, you must think your readers are all pretty dumb!
Not all of you… HA!
COMMENT
wait… are you deliberately not leaving that comment on the comment post as some sort of sarcastic rebellion against my tyrannical demands, or did I just not explain myself clearly?
hold on you said to leave a comment, so basically you are saying to leave that word “comment”.
Plus I´m always sarcastic, was born that way, can´t change that one.
Right… I already figured that out about you… but didn’t the post say something about leaving a comment on the post where we are breaking the record for most comments? Usually that is what those posts say, and I do them now and then.
Run for your lives newbies!
I try to tell them that
“Maybe the crack squirrels will listen to you.” Now THAT’S funny! Why would they listen to me? They barely listen to you…
I know… we really need to invent a sarcasm font…
Um…
Sometimes the line breaks are [ahem] interesting in this post. I mean, it looked for a moment like you were inviting people to the darkest reaches of your crack.
That option is still on the table… you know I would do anything for my followers…
Anything? Could you please write us a post about your passionate love for Dick Cheney?
If by that you mean stories of his love of being humiliated, degraded and injured… then yes… especially his love for being water boarded with a towel covered in his own urine…
looking back at it, that my be the funniest thing I ever did here by accident… but maybe not…
I’m not new to your blog so I’m not going to read this post because it’s obviously not directed toward me. Now if your post was titled “Welcome, old people,” it would be directed toward me in that I’m an old fan of your blog and I am, indeed, old.
You don’t have to read everything I do… I just feel like the newcomers feel a little lost at first.
TRENTY!!! You making the boss work again??
yeah he is