The only reason you think that is because he never went up against my buddy, Conan the Barbarian!
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I always get the 2 Conans mixed up.
There is really only one… like Clark Kent and Superman…
Hmmmm, that explains…. well no, unless he’s like The Hulk? What mad experiment do you think turned him into Conan/Conan? (and I can relate with him you know, cuz of my duality thing…)
I was just being silly… the two have nothing to do with each other. I doubt the talk show host is even a real person.
May the crum be with you….
ha
It’s not fair, Conan has a sword, and Chuck Norris doesn’t even have most of his body.
Chuck Norris, I will have you know, started off this fight with a bazooka, two 9mm pistols, an attack-trained German Shepard, air support, three grenades… (two fragmentation, one flash bang)… and a very nice Japanese Katana sword. And he attacked Conan while Conan was sleeping off a four day bender.
But not with Ebola?
not as far as I know
Just in case, I hope Conan is wearing latex gloves while holding Norris’ head.
Conan does not believe in latex… of any form… oh yeah…
What can I say… barbarians…
exactly
Is Conan still on late night TV?
A guy has to pay his bills…