But I am weird… and I am all those other things too… which is why I am so excited that somebody took me up on my offer to email you pictures of my face to use in this art contest. I am not going to say who it is. I will wait and surprise you with the results. But I can’t wait to see what she does with my face!
Now come on, people. You know you want to be part of this. You don’t have to be an artist. Just be inventive. Be clever.
Put my blog on your computer screen, put your pet in front of it, and take a photo.
Spell out ‘pouringmyartout’ on your stomach with masking tape and then get a good sunburn and send me a picture.
Write the name of my blog in the sand and take a picture.
Write it on a piece of paper and take a photo holding the paper in front of some local tourist attraction or a pretty sunset.
Spell the name of my blog with noodles on your kitchen table, or with the letters in your alphabet soup.
Or just use your cell phone to take a short video of you waving at me while you say: “I love you, Arthur.”
whateverman… anything about my blog… anything at all…
Email me something… anything… at: Brownemonkey@gmail.com
Pouring My Art Out 
Oh goodness… I swear, I see your face more than I do mine!
that’s a surprise… has anybody actually seen your face?
Not even my wife…
I suspected as much
I mean, how can you see a face with all that schlong in the way?
wait… what…