It turns out that yes, it’s true, there are 72 virgins waiting for you in paradise if you martyr yourself.
The bad news is that they all got to paradise by being blown up or shot… by other Islamic fundamentalist terrorists… and they are not happy about it…
Good luck with that.
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I love this!
yay
Ya see the way i got it figured, the Qur’an (which I’ve read) says pretty clearly that innocent people are not to be killed. So, I think that the Fundamentalists are to be the ass virigins for the coming Godly. And i hope they get well and truly fucked.
I can concede that point…
The 72 virgins are all 96 year old spinsters.
That works for me too.
It’ll work
yup