Hey now… don’t be lookin’ at these out of order, Mr. Johnny-come-lately-pants!
Yes, I know it is a picture of an incredibly handsome man with huge feet in front of a gorgeous sunset on the island of Maui… I know all this because that handsome devil is me… hence the clever name of these posts… which you have to look at in order…
Okay, I don’t look quite as good when I am not backlit by a tropical sunset, but it could be worse.
That is a picture of me standing next to my lovely wife… who doesn’t want to be in my blog… so I cropped her out. That picture was taken on the top of a volcano.
And so was that one, but I know how much Trent likes it when I wear my shades… oh, yeah. (Trent is my official head minion on this blog, for those of you who are not aware of that rather disturbing fact)…
Whoops… I tried to crop my wife out of this picture too… but I just noticed that I left her hand in the picture… right by my crotch… which will probably get my PG rating changed… hey… don’t judge us… we were on our second honeymoon!
I feel bad for cutting her out of the pictures. But hey, she wants it that way. But just look how sad I am without her in that picture up there…
Here we are having fun at a luau… no… that isn’t her at the table behind me… that is somebody else’s wife, I guess.
There we are in the little town of Lahaina. My wife likes to snuggle so close to me that I had to cut part of myself out of that picture.
And, once more, there we are on the top of the volcano. That was the only time on the whole trip I wore that coat. But I am glad I had it that day.
Pouring My Art Out 
Somehow you half in the picture and half out makes these fun moments seem a little sad.
I know, but covering my wife is very time consuming.
I love that you have to crop your wife out, personally the only choice I give my other half is whether to smile or not, he can either be shown looking happy or miserable but I have the camera so he has to be in the photos purely to provide a height reference 😀
She is in the photos when I put them on Facebook, or show them to the family, just not here. I have to respect her wishes.
To be fair I used to do the same and try to keep him off the blog but then we went to a charity evening I wrote a review for and he complained that I didn’t mention or feature him so now he gets no say anymore lol
My wife wants me to leave the kids off too, but they sneak on now and then
My oldest rationalised it as no one is really likely to see her on my blog unless I become famous in which case she will happily admit to being related to me then lol, the one thing I tend to do is refer to the little boy as monster rather than by his proper name but it is actually harder taking pictures without him in if he is with me as he loves posing
I know all about the love of posing… HA!