Daily Archives: June 23, 2014

A funny thing happened to me at the funeral… (Or): I really need to stop blurting out the first thing that pops into my crack squirrel-infested head… (or): the poorly-hung urinal…

Posted on June 23, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I was at a funeral yesterday. It was not a depressing one… she was 99 years old. She was an old friend of the family, and led a crazy cool life. I had to stop and use the facilities in … Continue reading →

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I’m glad that people no longer use the expression: the world is your oyster…

Posted on June 23, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Because not everybody likes oysters. I mean, I guess life can be like an oyster… It can be very difficult to get into, and it can be very messy once you do get into it… the odds are you aren’t … Continue reading →

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