Monthly Archives: May 2014

Smoke makes for a colorful sunrise…

The fires are still burning around San Diego. This is what the sky looked like this morning from my street… When I first woke up and glanced outside, I could see the sky lit up with amazing colors… I know … Continue reading

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Ladies, life is too short to settle for an ugly gynecologist…

So visit Handsomegynecologist.com The world’s first website for finding good-looking, single gynecologists in your area. Because while he is busy working, you might as well have something nice to look at. (Seriously, do you think we could make some money … Continue reading

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And we are back to the flower pictures…

I like that picture. Those are not the most beautiful flowers we saw on Maui, but I took that picture in the garden of a lavender farm, way up on the side of the volcano we had just visited… you … Continue reading

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I hate to keep bouncing back and forth from flowers to fires…

I do the pictures of the flowers we saw on our trip to Maui to take my mind off all the fires burning in San Diego. But then I see all the smoke, and it turns out that fires are … Continue reading

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Even more Maui flowers… because: flowers!

More pictures of flowers from our second honeymoon in Maui… That one looks like two flowers in one… little yellow flowers growing in a big pink flower. I took that one at a winery we visited. That one was also … Continue reading

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More Maui wowie flowers… say that five times fast…

I decided that I can’t let you go until tomorrow with that last post about farting in the shower as the last thing you saw on this blog… So here are more random pictures of flowers… Hey, did you notice … Continue reading

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Never fart in the shower…

Not only are those tiny particles trapped in a small space with you, but they cling to the steam and swirl around you like a smelly tornado. And warm air rises, so they tend to swirl right at head level. … Continue reading

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Hey… you… random stranger… yeah, you… I just noticed that I only need 250 more views to break 100,000…

So instead of wasting your time scrolling up and down the humor topic page, why don’t you pop over and visit my blog… you don’t even have to read anything…. just click a few buttons… like some stuff… open a … Continue reading

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I spent more wasted time at the DMV this morning while fires burn all around San Diego, and to cheer me up, here are some pictures of flowers from our trip to Maui…

Ahhh… I am starting to feel better already… Yes, that really is a flower. It is called the silver sword, and it really does reflect a silver light from the petals… or maybe those are the leaves and they also … Continue reading

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There are 7 or 8 large fires burning in San Diego right now…

The first one started yesterday… the rest all popped up today… all over San Diego… all around my house… They all started small… you know… like fires do… But they all spread. A couple of them were put out before they … Continue reading

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