… when somebody says they want me to make them into a cartoon/comic book super hero, all I can say in reply is: be careful what you wish for…
So I stole the picture of her head from her gravatar image… you know… like I do… and stuck it on a super hero body from an old post I did featuring one of the trainers from our gym when he dressed up as Any Time Fitness Man for a parade we took part in.
Then I changed the gym logo on the front of the suit to an I, because my friend calls herself: Inspiretheworld2day… even though her blog is called: http://anewperspectiveperhaps.wordpress.com/
Now, using one of my super powers… cutting and pasting… I will share her request she made to me:
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Just make me like a miniature superwoman who never fatigues, can clean a house in less than a minute flat, can cause pain to people who try to intimidate me by looking at their eyes and maybe my superpower can be people following what I want them to do with out the hassle of me asking more than twice. My superpower has to be purple and have a really cool shape that only I can see and yeas! I must be able to fly. No more sitting in traffic for me 🙂
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Some of you may have jumped to the conclusion that my adding a vacuum cleaner to her picture was sexist on my part. That is why I added her request. You can clearly see that she mentioned the house cleaning as a superpower. So you were wrong… sort of… I wasn’t a sexist when I add the vacuum cleaner. I was a sexist when I added a purple one that matched her outfit… HA!
Now, using my other super powers… the filters in Photoshop… all I had to do was change the real picture to a cartoon style…
That was my favorite… but I had to try a few before I settled on that one…
That is sort of cool.
And I like that one.
Well this is just plain fun.
Not too bad.
Okay… that’s enough purple for one day.
Pouring My Art Out 
this is what happens when you have boredom and PS 😐
You mean me? Hey… I may be bored…
I also get bored and play around on PS. I recently posted something I made
Wait.. what is PS exactly?
Photoshop
I finally worked it out…
ahhh… Photoshop, right?
Great job.
thanks
Purple’s my favorite color, so this post resonated with me!
I love purple
Love this! Hahahaha! I think she will too! Good job!
She did… thanks…
This is GREAT!!!! Very fitting for such a strong woman! LOVE IT! 🙂
Now she scares me even more…
Reblogged this on anewperspectiveperhaps and commented:
I asked for it….thanks Art!
Wow! That’s awesome. 🙂 Are you taking superhero requests? lol
Lol Holly! Yes he is. We can conquer the world together!
Yay! I can wear pink. And something chic. lol I don’t want to be wearing a sweatshirt like I do most of the time. 🙂
Or maybe a little black dress. 🙂
Well I do think I’m a bit buffed up for my pint size 5 foot 1 height but what the heck. I’ll go with it. You in pink and me in purple lol! Exactly the new kind of superhero movies the world is in desperate need of. Seriously, how many versions of Superman can there be!
There are quite a few Supermans and Wolverines. I always wonder if they made Wolverine look more like Hugh Jackman in later comics. I’m not complaining. lol I seem to watch Hugh Jackman movies when I’m sick. Or healthy. you know. . . 🙂
Yeah…we can’t seem to resist the idea of a male superhero. The thought of it is exciting. If only…
Maybe a disco-inspired outfit. lol.
That would be hysterical.
big lapels
Like John Travolta?
More like Pam Grier. She had some cool pantsuits. 🙂
I can’t do a disco super hero… I am very anti-disco… I did a poem about it.
What about a foxy brown type?
no… that last idea was the one to go with
Ok. Sounds good. I do like Edward & wolverine. 🙂
I am on it…
Sweet! 🙂
I will do the post after I go pick up my kid… remember you asked for this… sort of…
I am aware of the possible consequences. 🙂 I will not cry like I did when my mom cut my hair. I promise.
ha… funny you should say that…
oh no! did you cut my hair? Did I cut my hair? lol
you will see
Or a fashion designer super hero
I am bouncing some ideas around in my head… do you have a good picture of your head on your blog?
uh… hello…
Help what? You know I’m right
I guess
You know
yeah I do… I always do…
Always right
mostly always
Yes, sometimes
and other times
Yeah and more times
the best of times, the worst of times
Everytime
no time left
Plenty
good and plenty?
Fat and plumpy
limp and lumpy
Loose and jiggly
juice and jelly
Cream and Kelly
dream of smelly
Uncle
carbuncle
Cowabungie
that was a good one
Dude
ha
Ppy
yes I am
Sure
certainly
Absolutely
absolution
Absodoodle
labrodoodle
Blackpoodle
ha… did you ever watch Blackadder?
Huh? No
well you should
Ok?
ok!
Right on
we started there
And now we’re here together in the middle of this mess. You and me
exactly
That’s fine with me
of course it is
Everything always is
not always
It is almost
I can agree with that
Finally
be patient with me
Like I have a choice
good point
Uh huh
hu huh
Yeah
oh yeah
Really
sure… why not?
Usually
now and then
Once in awhile
sooner or later
If you’re lucky
I often am
That could be finished a lot of different ways
I’m sure it could
I changed my mind
you can do that???
Many times
often
Once in a blue moon
twice in a purple sunset
I like that guy… I could give you claws for chopping vegetables… HA!
Chopping vegetables? No. I’m not a domestic goddess. 😉
I guess you could use them to chop up bad guys… or something.
I could do hair 🙂 & defeat bad guys & split ends
ooohh… Edward Scissorhands meets the Wolverine!!!!
But does he have his own vacuum cleaner?
Never fly in a little black dress… just saying… not lady like
yeah… but are you seeing the comments on this post???
Yes. I am now. All the excitement put me fast asleep last night 🙂
They turned it into a poop party
Yes. The circles you surround yourself in….
Well what can you do?
Just smile and go with it
That is what I figured
Yeah. You’ve got it diwn
I am diwn with that
Funny
I am
You are funny looking 🙂
I am a handsome beast!
Cough
sigh
Yawn
ralph
Pete
peat
Have you seen Mary Poppins?
of course…
Back To The. Future?
I can’t go back until I have been there once.
It’s a happy place
until the robot zombies take over
Down
… hey… what am I… a dog? HA!!!!!!!!!!
Ummm….
hey now
Head hung in shame
good
Whatever
yeahwhatever
Ohyeahwhatev
for realziz
You win that round
just that one?
What time is it?
It is now!
Now?
no… now
Wait….nOW
ok… now
Well alrighty then
that’s what I always say
I can do more if I have pictures…
The second-to-;ast photo is my favorite — I get a true comic book feeling from that one. Very Cool!
thanks
OmG! I absolutely love it! That is hysterical! And I feel all official now like a real superhero! And the “I” genius! I love it! Thank you, thank you, thank you especially for the gigantic laugh I got out of your creativity. I rock now and you do too! You da man! May I reblog?
of course you may… feel free to reuse the pictures… print them up… make some Christmas cards,,,
When you do a comic superhero of me (whom you have never seen), please do not add a vacuum cleaner. Add a wad of cash so that I can pay someone else to vacuum for me. Or put my husband (whom you also have never seen)behind the vacuum cleaner. Or have him pay the maid service, that would work for me, too.
I love your way of thinking. I better think this through a little more before I go public Elyse. Can’t wait to see the new you 😉
I can’t do them from nothing
I already did those pictures.. which you have also never seen…
ha!
thanks
Hee hee hee hee…
Been into the giggle juice have you?
Nah, more like the diaper odour. Different beast. Same basic result.
You need a hazmat suit?
Yes please. And an incinerator, if you have one lying around… what a mess.
on it, sound explosive!
It’s like a fountain of goo, and for some reason it’s near impossible to clean off the walls… must be some kind of toxic substance. I think some got up my nose… I’m not kidding.
Sounds like a job for a superhero!
Hey… I never thought of that… Art! Clean up in powder room, T. Lewin residence please! Bring the team!
Speaking of which, once the superhero is done with your residence, I will ask him (or her) to write my next post.
We don’t need a superhero for that, just need you. On that matter, Art and I are still playing with our little concept…. which per our usual lack of focus is not complete as yet.
Oh yeah, I was supposed to be afraid of it, I remember. But I know why YOU can’t focus at the moment, what’s Art’s excuse?
Let’s just say that we have a disagreement as to the tone of the piece… my concept is a bit more, shall we say, high brow than his. Also, I suspect he’s extremely distracted by a violent bout of flatulence just now. Or so I’ve heard. Must be all that nice San Diego weather.
Yes, that San Diego weather can be very distracting, I heard. (speaking of which, can you believe I’ll be in San Diego on the very day Art is away? (I’m not supposed to give out the exact day, though)
you blew it… because this trip I am going to tell people about in advance… because I have a house sitter
Sorry, I did not know about your dates – and even if I knew, these were the only ones when I could go anyway.
no… I mean people will know you… oh… never mind… ssshhhh
I thought you were closed for repairs… and I haven’t checked my email today…
do I need one?????
No, I guess you don’t.
I didn’t think so.
hey… not my… oh wait…
That would be cool
If we could seat a million superheroes behind typewriters, in a million years they could type up a decent post…or is this not how it works?
They wish they could.
we do have a team for that… Trent is in charge of it
ha
Oh no not your nose! Just wrong…is there a baby conspiracy?!
I dunno. Must be. They just basically stumble around all over the place, but when it comes to diaper change, their aim seems uncanny.
ahaha! what are you feeding them?!
It goes in looking okay…
you sure?
Um, well… wanna come over for dinner? Ha!
well ummm…hmmmm…I gotta get the phon…
You make me laugh, Masta Z.
hee hee
so you say
ye i say or is it lol?
no it isn’t
you two are making a poopy mockery of this post…
???
is that a threat
ha
so you say
need more cheese and banana
mmmm…cheese
the best food for plugging yourself up
if you say so
It is just a fact… anybody with kids knows when they get the Hershey squirts, you give them cheese and bananas.
True and no pumpkin
When they go to fat the other way, you loosen them back up with plums…
ahaha!
parenting 101
I knew this and I’m not even a parent
you are in touch with your inner being, Grasshopper…
i am…what does that mean?
just what it says
what does it says?
that you are aware of your own self internally…
that’s a scary thought
that is the only kind I have
oh yeah!
yeah oh
you can move your head…
a baby constapationy
Clean up on nasal two
man up!
This sounds like my life, actually.
Gosh I hope not, Elyse… wait, you don’t have diapered ones running around, right?
No. I do have Crohn’s disease though. But no diapers. I was being funny. Only I got the joke, though. It is often my way.
Oh, well, that is funny… wait, huh… why am I laughing? Well Elyse, you do find a way to make me laugh and sometimes feel uncomfortable about it… that’s quite a talent.
Sadly, I rarely make any money off of it. My humor OR my bowel disease.
Oh lord…
No. My lord had abandoned me …
wow
yeah
That is a crappy deal… so to speak…
It is a gift
sigh
we can only hope
sounds like most people’s lives… ha!
been there seen that
sigh
oh… you meant him… ha
not at all
whee