Guys… If you give your lady a single rose, and you leave the thorns on it…
Then you might as well give her this card too…
Because the ladies love to laugh.
(Okay, I apologize for that one… I tried to talk the crack squirrels out of it… because I thought it was immature and a little vulgar… but you know what those crazy rodents living in my cranium are like)…











For what it’s worth, I found this funny.
that is worth a lot because it was supposed to be…
Groan. And not in a nice way.
It was the squirrels…
Eyeroll…
spin ’em all the way around
They’re spinning
don’t get dizzy-er
Funny
was it? are you sure?
Yeah
oh yeah
Can you repeat that, in the voice of the Kool-Aid Man?
“OH YEAH!”
I need to fashion you a Kool-Aid Man button for times like these
yes you do