Because curling really needs to be a little more exciting…
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Pouring My Art Out 
You picked a Canadian team? A team who is not even at this year’s Olympics? The Kevin Martin rink won Gold at 2010 Olympics but did not even make it to 2014 Olympics!
Because they blew up
That will start with a bang
just like the universe… except this one ends with a bang…
Curling the exciting alternative to a rousing game of euchre.
hmmm… can we add a bomb to that too?
Congratulations! In light of the terrorist threats being made against the Olympics, you are surely under active investigation by the NSA, CIA, FBI, IOC, Department of Homeland Security, Vladimir Putin, and Scotland Yard.
The good news is that you’ll soon be seeing some exciting drones to blog about.
I am spying on them too… so…
Bah! I really like to watch curling. Seriously. But I guess a bomb on the ice would make it even more exciting for me. No, not that I get super excited, but I do like to watch curling.
I just do what the squirrels tell me
This must be a very elaborately planned assassination attempt on Vladimir Putin
we can only hope…
This was going to be my point! Blow up the Putin!
He needs to get curled
Your point or your plot?
is there a difference?
It is to FSB (KGB-2)
alrightythen
My plots are generally pointless.
especially on other posts…
Are you being mean?
just reminding you… and everyone else… that every comment on another post… even ones that were hand-crafted by yours truly and are surely deserving of commentary, is just another comment further away from our goal… whatever that is
This is probably a good reminder.
I thought so
omg… I have a few thousand comments on posts done after the comment record… many of them on posts where I tell people to comment on that post
Getting a bit circular, isn’t it? I think the gravity of this situation could eventually create some kind of black hole that would suck more comments in the appropriate direction. It would also make you taller.
or shorter
Possibly even two-dimensional.
cool
I was referring to the assassination plots. They have a point by definition.
I know. I was just being clever. You know how it is, X… live by the sword, die by the sword… speaking of which, Art has just informed me that you have some kind of heart-shaped dagger that you intend on delivering personally on Valentine’s day… while that’s cute and all, I would urge you to redirect your gift to tattle-tale Art himself.
The heart shaped dagger?? No no no, i need it for the backstabbings!
too many daggers
I’m glad you clarified that. I feel so much better….
no… not him… the sweary German guy is looking to get all old-school Roman on you
ooohhh… deep
Oh, I so hear you on this one. (Don’t tell anyone I said this. Being Canadian I am supposed to love curling).
I won’t tell
I kinda hate curling too.
I don’t hate it… I just don’t get organized sports… I want them to put explosives on random timers in all the balls used in all the sports.