I got 2 views from China.
I guess the tight internet restrictions they have were no match for a good, old-fashioned bombardment of pictures of my sunglasses. If we were playing a game of Risk, I would be kicking butt. I just need a few more countries in Eastern Europe, and Greenland is still ignoring me… but I am going world-wide, baby!
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Well if ya have to take over something…
Technically I already rule this and all other universes… mostly due to low voter turnout.
Hey, I was wondering if I was the “one” visit out of so many views. I did drop in to see what your posts were all about. My feed reader refused to show them. Anyway, congratulations on having so many views from around the world.
Thanks. I don’t know how to tell who the one person was.
Maybe they don’t have internet in Greenland? Otherwise I’m sure they would have heard of you!
I should post the list of my countries I got views from… I have never heard of some of them.
When you do take over the world, I’m looking forward to you installing new management.
I tried that once and the minions revolted.
Ah Mandarin will be more useful on the Mainland, it is their official dialect, Cantonese for Canton and HK.
I like to give him the hard jobs… he is head minion. He must set an example.
Yes Cantonese far harder to learn, get the tone wrong and you could get punched in the face for swearing!
Won’t be the first time.
Ah you got your views from China after all! Where will be your next conquest?
Africa, maybe
The whole continent!!!
I already have most of it.
Greenland should come around if you promise the US will take all their Inuit peoples. If that doesn’t work, threaten them with a total ban on whaling and that we will send Greenpeace in to harass them. Lucy
Are there Inuit in Greenland???
Greenland is the home of the inuit. Lucy
I thought they lived at the pole…
Head Minion here, commadante. This is excellent news. Conquest and subordination is now assured.
Now learn to speak Cantonese…
I barely speak English.
Or Canadian…
Good for you and your sunglasses.
Yeah, but not maybe good for the Chinese. Oh boy. Another billion people suddenly exposed to the madness…
sweet…
Dude, have you ever visited this guy: http://seansmithson.com/
He is hi-larious. Plus he’s British. So he’s double-hilarious.
It looked funny, but I am up over my new follow clicking quota…
Thank you.