I would call it off, if I were you. Because, according to inside sources, Santa has hired a few new elves to help him out this year…
On a related note, another famous elf who did some part-time work at the North Pole last year, has found himself a better-paying gig…
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This is the first I’ve heard of any war on christmas
It is a made up thing. The religious nuts here like to think they are being persecuted. They don’t want to include any other religions in this season. They get offended when we try to.
In that last picture, it looks like Legolas is trying out for the Shooting Stars reality show, which is a lesser known but much more entertaining reality show than DWTS.
He only has one move…
No surprise here. This is the actor who only has one facial expression – staring meaningfully.
If only he wasn’t so good at it
And he’s damn good at it…
sigh
But he can do it while sliding down an Oliphant’s trunk.
I hate Dancing with the Stars, but I like Legolas. I’d watch if he was on. But he has to be in his elf outfit, blonde hair and arrows included.
I will pass that on.
Call of Christmas? Then who will I give all the presents to?! You want them?
I had assumed you were already getting me something nice.
I can’t. You’re on the naughty list. You get coal.
Squeeze it into a diamond first.
That’s your job
I am busy squeezing brilliance into this little box
I thought you were outside the box
It squeezes back out.
Do you mean it squeezes back in?
It goes both ways