I found another old post with a Christmas theme…
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The rumors floating around Hollywood about Legolas the Elf having some financial difficulties due to his manager absconding with the money from the lucrative movie franchise have been proven to be more than just idle gossip. I have obtained photographs confirming that Legolas was forced to take part-time work in a seasonal job…
To make matters worse, not long after being hired, Legolas became embroiled in a workplace dispute between the union and management…
Maybe he should have given his earnings to the Dwarves. Everybody knows that they know how to hoard a treasure.











and you didn’t like my title…lol
oh… uh…
LOL
Hee hee.
whee whee, as the French say… and do…
Good stuff. You silly. You make me laugh long time.
yay
I don’t think “hiding all your gold in one big cavern so a dragon can take it” is really a wise financial strategy. The dwarves should have diversified into high-yield commodities like… lembas bread.
Never leave the forest, that’s my advice.