To be perfectly honest… and more than a little ironic… I have now so overplayed this guilt joke that I am starting to feel guilty about it. It is sort of a guilt boomerang effect. Or is that affect? I always get those two mixed up, which is a bad thing for someone who likes to pretend they are a writer.

My devious plan to use guilt as a weapon… (okay, it was really more clever and insidious than that, it was an attempt to use humor disguised as guilt as a fake weapon of manipulation)… just to get you to read that post down there called: Let’s think about stuff, shall we?, because I didn’t think it was getting the attention it deserved, has worked beyond my wildest dreams. In just a few hours the ‘thinking’ post went from zero comments to 98 comments. Plus people commented about that post on the guilt posts too, so my evil… and funny… plan worked.

So you might think I would be all done trying to make you feel fake guilty, right?

Well, here’s the thing… you knew there was going to be a thing, right? I already did a bunch of funny guilt pictures. Because I started to look at it as a challenge to see how many funny ways I could use fake guilt. And if you think I am going to waste those pictures just because I don’t really need to use them anymore, you don’t know me at all.

So sit back and enjoy the guilt…

Hey, dang it, I worked my fingers to the bone typing that ‘thinking’ post. I typed until my fingers were bloody stumps…

I worked all knight on that post…

What am I, just a clown to you?

You left me feeling shattered…

I came up with three headings for the following picture… just pick the one you like best:

1. What, did that post make me look fat???

2. Too bad you missed that post, because it was phat!!!

3. This ain’t over until the fat blogger sings…

There. I’m all out of guilt. Thanks for playing along. Now go read that post.

Angelina Jolie would want you to…

That one wasn’t even guilt… but it might work on the guys… so…