I just realized why my blog hasn’t taken over the world yet…
I don’t have a flag.
You can’t take over anything without a flag. So I am going to throw out a bunch of ideas. You can help me pick the best flag for this blog. Or you can come up with your own ideas for a cool flag. If I really like your ideas, I might just make a flag for your blog.
Here are the first ones that popped into my mind:
I know it is a little obvious, and people might think I am French… but you know I love my own head… even with all the crack squirrels in there…
Speaking of crack squirrels…
That one is a little more artistic… it is a picture of my wife and I that I drew back when we were still dating… but I made us barbarians…
And that one I just thought was funny…
Pouring My Art Out 
Keep going, I haven’t seen one I truly like yet.
I start off silly and work my way up… maybe…
did narcissus have a flag? unless you don’t wanna go Greek
Maybe Icarus…
I cant tell the difference between the first two….
That’s not my fault.
I made a flag of my own years ago and I’m barely any closer to taking over the world.
Well I have a plan… now I just need the flag…
That squirrel needs a rolled up c-note in his hand instead. ..
I don’t pay them that well.
I think some are illegal aliens just so you know. You might want to think about hiring Dura Control.
I need them…
But I think there is some espionage going on…
I’m sure there is.
And that doesn’t worry you?
Everything does, remember?
Xanax dude… take the Xanax.
You don’t want that…
Spam?
oh… well…
We need to do a post where ypu can only answer questions with questions!
This was spammed… but I love that idea, don’t I???
I don’t know… do I look like a mind reader?
It made sense with the comment you sent, but now I forgot why…
Weren’t we playing the answering a question with a question game?
Not yet… are we?
Don’t you think we are?
Who knows?
Would Lord Forehead know?
Would he?
Is he even okay?
How would I know?
Has he contacted you?
If he did why would I tell you?
You dont think you can hide it from me, do you?
Why would I even try?
Is it possible to fall in love with an inanimate object?
Hasn’t every woman at least once?
What object are you referring to?
A man… the most inanimate object of all…
Ha! No. But you’re close!
Close enough… I hope.
You’ve no idea…
I have ideas.
I bet so.
well I do
Well let’s hear them…
That is why I have a blog… so I don’t have to tell people my ideas individually…
Wah.
It saves me so much time.
Is it too late to get involved? Do I even want to since I have to do a concert out at 11:30P tonight? Should I just continue hiding with a cup of peppermint tea of unknown formulation?
What kind of concert is it?
The richest kind.
You just lost! I win!!!
Did you think that was aimed at you? Didn’t you see that that was for someone else? Do you think I am doing this with everybody without telling them about it first?
Isn’t it true?
It could be,
I feel betrayed.
We all have been.
Sigh.
ha
Not funny.
You need to laugh
I know right…
Read the book… you will forget all your problems.
I started last night. I haven’t been able to get much time to sit down with it… it’s been hectic with my dad…
No pressure…
I want to be able to devote my entire concentration to it.
Well how hard could that be… HA!!!
Have you got soundcloud yet???
ahhh… no… maybe tomorrow… it’s Halloween…
Tomorrow… if the vampire dog doesn’t eat you tonight…
oh… right… I forgot about that… we usually worry more about other people eating our pets on Halloween
Do you live in China Town?
No… but I get around… San Diego doesn’t have an actual China Town.
It’s effing cold and super windy out here. Izzy and I are handing out candy.
I hear there are storms all over the country.
Yeah. Except its nice now… here anyway… strange. Fitting for Halloween
Okay… time to move up to a newer post now… you get so caught up in our conversations that you forget this is a blog and not a chat room… HA!!!!!
No I just always want the last word… but you’re right. I’ll stop that!
word… get it… that was the last word…
Don’t want moist trick or treaters.
That word is disgusting! Blech!!!
It gets a bad rap
Now I want to yakk…
Feel free… yak away…
Just finished the first chapter…
Awesome… the first three just set the stage… oh, and the prologue… that is all true by the way.
Of course it’s all true! I never would have thought other wisely!
Seriously this thing has not left my presence ever since it magically appeared in my mailbox.
It’s gone with me to the hospital, to my patents house, to a drs. Appoinent, to the market… it’s accompanied me everywhere.
I need the links to the purchasing sites. Soon you will be seeing a post about your book on my blog and I need to provide my beautiful readers easy access to buy a copy. Or two. Or ten. 🙂
I have a short link written down somewhere… or they can just click on the picture of the book on my blog…
Also… I’ll be leaving a real review once I’m done on every site I can possibly do so.
Your “payment” will be in the mail on Monday. Sorry it hasn’t been sooner but my disability check only comes once a month and I had a few unexpected expenses pop up… anyway. You know
.. just life stuff. Didn’t want you to think I’m trying to rip you off. I’m a very honest person, sometimes to a fault. And I’m just embarrassing myself now so ok I’m gonna stop. Bye.
No… your enthusiasm is tickling me big time… and don’t rush the check… I don’t care when I get it…
Maybe but I do…
well don’t hurt yourself…
You have no idea of the truth in your words… I hurt myself when I do nearly anything at all… eben sleep!
Me too… but I am old…
You are not!!!
pretty sure I am
Not compared to the Warlord…
Well… no
Seriously though, you’re not. And you definitely don’t look your age… by looking at the pic of you with the monkey book I would have guessed early 40s. Seriously. You’re quite handsome.
aww… shucks…
You’re welcome 🙂
am I blushing?
Probably not. You enjoy a stroked ego…
Oh yeah… I forgot…
Yeah… I really believe that… 😉
well… um…
I see through you…
I am like a window.
I guess that’s why they call it window ‘pain’…
I was totally going to make that joke…
Riiiiiighhhht…… that gets double elipses.
I just did a post about you without telling people who you were… so you are now famous… sort of…
Seriously? ??
Well… I mean, nobody will know it’s you… but you could do comments about the book on that post… and they would figure it out.
Last night one of my new blogger friends asked me to write a song with him
Do it!
I’m going to… he’s a lovely musician. He’s posted some of his songs on his blog with SOUNDCLOUD… ahem…
oh… uh… right…
I don’t know why you’re fighting it so. It will only add to your blog…
I suck at this stuff.
Poker Penis… ahhhhahahaha! I love it!!!
That is one of my favorite jokes.
I love it… you have scarred my brain for life. They will never be viewed the same! I’ve always been fascinated with them anyways…
When they start twitching, place your bet…
What happens of they win?
You both win…
And who cleans up the mess?
You have to do your own negotiating on that one.
Can the slugs just come through with their giant tongues? Or will the uh… saltiness… melt them?
You will just have to ask them.
*if. Dammit.
ha
You could give your characters voive through Soundcloud…
yes I could…
Slug orgies!!!
Slugs gone wild… spring break edition… oh, yeah.
Another thing in life that will never look the same to me… There was one on my trash bin outside a few days ago…
uh oh…
*even
I got that
Dierks Bently and some female artist I have never heard of. They could have had Georgia Line instead of her but passed. DUH. Private concert for an organization.
Yeah… you lose too. I love winning.
Winning a game he doesn’t know he is playing?
Didn’t he imply he wanted to join in?
no
Actually he did…
Then why were you asking?
Country music makes me ill, mostly.
Today and tonight it made me money mostly.
Say that five times fast.
That’s great, congratulations! You’ve had a much better day than I have!
It seems like most people did…
Well today is a new day so I’m going to have a better day than all of everyone. I hope…
I hope so too.
Thanks 🙂
ha
For real?
yeah
Now I win, don’t I?
Do you really think so?
no
Thank goodness that’s over!
It aint over till the calorically challenged female sings.
Oh boy…
yup
You could at least try to make getting the last word in a little more interesting…
Not when it is so obvious that that is all we are doing…
It’s keeping my mind busy at least…
That sounded ruder than I meant it… it’s just that there are a lot of comments to be clever in every single one.
My wife is doing a thing like that.. seeing Green Day in S. F.
Schnapps is not unknown…
Now that does sound interesting.
Goes with peppermint… or so I hear…
It’s all down-hill from here boys.
No… I have some real ideas in the works.
And girls… I’m a girl… I feel offended.
Tell him how you feel, how you really really feel…
Ok… I have a headache from a bad day and I just started my period so I’m bloated and emotional and feeling like an outcast because I’m not a guy.
um… ok
Ypu told me to say how I really really feel…
To him.
Oops I thought it went under his thread. I fixed it.
sort of
Well, Kat, better than rescinded, amended, appended, suspended, or up-ended. Then again, suspended upended….? Like I said, boys AND GIRLS, all down-hill from here.
Good save
Put me in, Coach!
First string…
As in all strung out or being strung along. I get that a lot. Girls always used to say. Look at him. I’ll bet he’s really strung. I always thought they were saying something else.
High strung? Unstrung?
Naw. It rhymed with strung though.
bung? dung? flung? lung? mung? rung? sung? stung? tongue? young?
Your getting hung on the wrong words. I noticed you missed slung too.
I didn’t miss it…
Yeah, but now I have a lacivious mental picture invading my sleep space and I have to work early tomorrow.
That was going to happen anyway.
Point taken.
umm… pointy
I’m good with that
That was too easy…
Ok… I have a headache from a bad day and I just started my period so I’m bloated and emotional and feeling like an outcast because I’m not a guy.
ahaha!
it can only get better from here.
😉
Here’s a virtual hug. MMMMM. Take two, They’re free. Now go cuddle in a blanket with your knees up and some peppermint tea and watch a comedy. Believe me. there will come a day when the excess estrogen that comes with the period would be welcomed. Everything is a trade-off.
She is watching a comedy… me…
Peppermint tea.. the prepackaged kind? Or the prepackaged regular tea with peppermint oil added? Or prepackaged tea with real peppermint leaves added? Or loose tea leaves and peppermint leaves boiled and strained? Or loose tea leaves and peppermint oil boiled and strained? I’m overloaded and overwhelmed here…
Let’s get this cleared up.
there you go
You’re awake?
no zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Okay not to sound completely inappropriate, but I highly recommend reading this post with the ‘l’ taken out of ‘flag’. It gives the text a certain connotation that made me giggle somewhat uncontrollably.
Look… I can’t be the mature one here…
Fail!
I know you are but what am I
A flag?
Unfurl, my brave little banner…
Jesus.
Let me see you ripple!
First you want to see me unfurl, now you want me to ripple. What kind of family establishment is this?
Shut up whilst I hoist you aloft and see if anybody salutes!
Oh. My. God.
Consider me scandalized.
Don’t get all tattered.
Zebra stripe background. ..
ooohhh… animal prints…
Well the zebra print is actually an idea for my flag. It has a significant meaning. But I think crack squirrel print background would fit you perfectly!
I could just make a flag out of one of their skins…
Use Harolds since he’s already dead. Or was it Henry?
So many have been lost
Does your brain just reabsorb them when they die? Or do they have a cemetery in your brain? Do you attend the funerals?
When the smell gets bad the others toss them out while I am asleep I guess.
Out your nose? Ears? Mouth? Bung hole???
However they get in there I guess.
Ouch… that’s gotta hurt!
You have no idea.
I might…
true
Okay, I got more flag ideas up…
I cannot vote for any of those flags.
I aint done yet
I have seen the follow up….. Monkeys. Go with Monkeys.
I still have more… maybe…
I will check them out.
Me too.
I did.
Of course you did…
Don’t worry you’re not the only one! Also we don’t want him to take over!
Yeah you do
nu uh
whatever
😉
You should want that.
God hates flags.
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