An adult movie:
Opening Scene;
William Shakespeare, the Cat in the Hat, and Captain Jack Sparrow ride their horses into the dusty main street of an old Western town. Imperial storm troopers and droids watch them as they tie up to the hitching post and then push their way past the swinging doors and into the saloon…
On the other side of the gate, wenches with cleavage aplenty await. Mouths are agape and all eyes are on the cat creature. The pirate and poet can’t believe they are being scorned for a beast. Then, the lightbulb pops.
A scrabbling sound commences and Captain Jack can be heard saying “That ain’t no lightbulb love, but keep on like that and you’ll get something unexpected”
After a quick fumble in the dark Captain Jack Sparrow grabs a wench and gives her one, no not that, oh no definitely not that yet as he will be giving her one later when the lights are on, Captain Jack is well known for enjoying his orgies in full view of everyone and displaying his parrot often gets the girls hot for it, no not the parrot, I mean for it, him with his pants down and…
Pouring My Art Out 
It looks like you will have to carry on with the next segment of the story as at this moment in time we are just a trio of porno writers, we need new blood to push the story forwards. How do you mean how? Well try recruiting some more fictionist types, would-be-poets, stripping nuns, novelists of graffiti artists into our group, that should do it 🙂
I have done my best… people watch, but don’t join in… stupid porno…
It is a shame, as joining in always adds to the enjoyment… Ah well, never mind it was a fun movie while it lasted my friend 🙂
World’s shortest adult movie… for people with prematurity problems or ADD…
🙂 lol
A partially formed thought, but somehow Cat needs to go for the parrot.
Uh oh.
Glad that you said parrot and
not something relating to chickens 🙂 lol
I am beginning to think you might be a sexist… and a birdist… and maybe a few other kinds of ‘ists’… HA!
Yes well as long as I get some action in this movie and with the right ladies, then I will be more than happy to take my fee 🙂
Uh… fee???? You are supposed to be paying me to be in this thing. It is in the contract… on the back…
Now you are in fantasy land, we actors
always get what we want, ask Tom Cruise 🙂 lmao
Ask the actors who sell toilet paper and hemorrhoid crème after studying classical acting.
It all helps…
Crap jobs build character 🙂
You miss my point, but true enough.
No I understand my friend, I was just being a tad wicked… My usual trait but your idea for a movie was sound, it could, should have been a good laugh…
Have a great day today…
Andro
Maybe nobody wanted to do it on Sunday for religious reasons…
It never stops me doing it on a Sunday 😉 lmao
Andro
Good to know… I think…
Happy Hump Day My Friend 🙂
Andro
Ha!
He is probably doing some casting in
Private so we had better leave him to it…
I wonder who the leading lady will be?
And I don’t mean the cat… We need a
deliciously curvy, sexy and beautifully
enchanting, voluptuous and most tasty
leading lady, otherwise those orgies are
going to be a bit on the dull side 😦
Where is that man, he is neglecting his
Porno Movie already, we can’t stand around
in the niff all night waiting for direction…
Okay everyone let’s have a party, I will grab
something nice while you lot find your own
amusement…
I was trying to get either Olive Oyl or Hagar the Horrible’s wife to costar… but no joy.
I knew it, it’s a horror movie 🙂
That is right there in the theme.
Yes but we don’t want ugly looking
actresses, we want sexy one’s 🙂 Is
this one of those low budget movies
with all the worst actors. Typical…
I am looking for character, not fashion models… move into the modern world, my friend.
I think that your angle on movie
making has just crashed and burned…
No… or else Steve Buschemi wouldn’t have a job.
Right now where is the next part of the story, and more importantly where is our Director? 😦
It is building to a slow climax.
The next bit of the story…
After a quick fumble in the dark Captain Jack Sparrow grabs a wench and gives her one, no not that, oh no definitely not that yet as he will be giving her one later when the lights are on, Captain Jack is well known for enjoying his orgies in full view of everyone and displaying his parrot often gets the girls hot for it, no not the parrot, I mean for it, him with his pants down and…
Well, I guess you are ready for your close up.
Only if the leading lady is sexy enough, and not Olive or that
other old Battle-Axe. We porno stars have our standards you
know 😦 Of course if there is a stand in for me, then even a
Nora Batty will suffice, but only if I don’t have to watch 😦 Eeeeuw
Hagar’s wife can’t really be in it… I killed her off in the first dark side…
Good. But think of some nicer looking one’s next or your movie will be a right flop, and we don’t need anything floppy in a pornographic showing now do we? 😦
Since this movie will only play inside our minds, and I already implanted the idea in your head… I think I won… Ha!
A scrabbling sound commences and Captain Jack can be heard saying “That ain’t no lightbulb love, but keep on like that and you’ll get something unexpected”
YES!!! I will post it as soon as I finish reading a few blogs… thanks.
You’re welcome
You are now officially inserted into what might become a piece of literary history… or evidence in a lawsuit…
Can I not be a ghost writer? Oh .. wait … someone already wrote Ghost
Ha… no… you are part of history now!
Don’t be so hasty Al, it takes time to be creative
but with our Director of Pornographic Insertions we
can expect lots of wickedness 🙂 Keep calm…
Shows how long it’s been since I watched a porno haha
Yes but you won’t be watching
this one Al, you will be taking part 🙂 😉
Andro
Hmmm that’s been even longer. Like … at least a lifetime haha
Don’t worry it will all cum back to you 🙂 lmao
Andro
Get the fluffer!
Haha
Awwww… he’s shy…
Oh… did I forget to mention that all the writers have to be IN the movie???
Anybody can watch one… only we can write one like this!
I will just stand here breathing heavily.
You need to stop running around with your camera, especially
with that wheezing action as it could scare off one of the starlets 😦
Yeah… starlets hate that camera thing…
i love the mix
Come on… put some words in… you know you want to…
Are you being rude there or just downright bloody naughty? 🙂
A little of both.
Are you sure it was the lightbulb that popped and not the cat hehe
If this goes straight to bestiality, that says something about the people who visit here… now put your two cents in…
On the other side of the gate, wenches with cleavage aplenty await. Mouths are agape and all eyes are on the cat creature. The pirate and poet can’t believe they are being scorned for a beast. Then, the lightbulb pops.
Oh yeah… the saucy saga commences!
Lol, it isnt very porny.
I’m not really trying to end up with porn… more a sexy, humorous romp.
I agree let’s spice it up a little 🙂
Not too much… we are all about class here.