For the next few days, this blog is not going to be a suitable place for kids.
I know I pride myself on being a mostly family friendly, PG rated blog. But I am doing some… stuff… right now that is not for younger viewers.
I have received a complaint that someone opened my blog on their reader while their four-year-old was playing trains on the floor nearby and happened to glance up… just in time to see Elmer Fudd blowing Bugs Bunny’s guts out with a shotgun.
I feel horrible. You Know I love kids. I am writing a children’s book. Kids are my peeps! I know it was a fluke. Four-year-olds do not usually read my blog. And if they did, the worst stuff they would normally run across are some mildly disturbing pictures of Dick Cheney doing something weird.
But the damage is done. I have emotionally damaged a child. I might even have to send him a free copy of my monkey book when it is done. But please, unless you want to spend thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours taking your kid to therapy, DO NOT open this blog in your reader if they are hanging around.
Pouring My Art Out 
Luckily I have no small children at home so I can read whenever I want. Oh wait – I forgot Kelvin!
Keep him far away…
SO when does it become ‘X’ rated then?
I have been waiting for the wicked stuff to
appear… But so far, hmm, Well I only said…
Have a freakin; horny
Friday with a hint of porno 🙂
Andro
This is just the search for the title… we haven’t even started writing it yet. I expect your input.
I will be thinking of some juicy entries 😉 lmao
Or just vote for your favorite.
Hey that was my favourite,
the one I just added 🙂 lol
Okay… you may win by default… nobody else is voting.
That was a joke 🙂 lol
Andro
I had assumed so.
I’m too young for this…
We all are…
Believe me, that comment was NOT meant to be a complaint. Just wanted to let you know my kids funny reaction when he saw it. The boy is fine, no permanent damage done, kids got a thick skin.
Oh ya and I’m pretty sure that your childhood isn’t totally complete without getting to watch a few episodes of Looney Tunes! There is no way I would deprive my kids of that 😉 LOL
Well, the warning was a good idea anyway… what with the other thing going on here now…
Kids are your peeps?
Aren’t peeps the little marshmallow things?
OH MY GOD! HE’S GOING TO BE LIVE-BLOGGING EATING CHILDREN!!!
*pops popcorn, pulls comfortable chair up to monitor*
If that is what it takes to entertain you sick varmints… then… sure… But I am going to start one of my weird writing posts where I have people help me write something… something bad… and I really hope you put your two cents worth in… later on…
Didn’t they already ban most Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry cartoons from TV because of perceived violence? Maybe the kid shouldn’t know who they are to begin with then!
I am doing my part to help that along…
Stay calm, it will pass..
I knew that meat-baby story would come back to haunt me.