For the next few days, this blog is not going to be a suitable place for kids.
I know I pride myself on being a mostly family friendly, PG rated blog. But I am doing some… stuff… right now that is not for younger viewers.
I have received a complaint that someone opened my blog on their reader while their four-year-old was playing trains on the floor nearby and happened to glance up… just in time to see Elmer Fudd blowing Bugs Bunny’s guts out with a shotgun.
I feel horrible. You Know I love kids. I am writing a children’s book. Kids are my peeps! I know it was a fluke. Four-year-olds do not usually read my blog. And if they did, the worst stuff they would normally run across are some mildly disturbing pictures of Dick Cheney doing something weird.
But the damage is done. I have emotionally damaged a child. I might even have to send him a free copy of my monkey book when it is done. But please, unless you want to spend thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours taking your kid to therapy, DO NOT open this blog in your reader if they are hanging around.