Okay… here’s the deal… My friend, The view from a drawbridge, did a post about those young guys who wear their boxer shorts hanging out of their pants… see it at;
http://theviewfromadrawbridge.wordpress.com/2013/06/07/sometimes-a-teapot-is-just-a-teapot/
So I had to mention that I also had done at least one post about this subject. And she told me I should repost it… and then we could do some sort of cross-link thing… which sounded sort of sexy… so here is my old post…
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You may not believe this, but you can actually learn a few things if you survive on this planet for 51 years.
Here are two things I have learned.
1. If you are one of those young guys who wear your pants down below your ass, then you have to decide between a life of fashion and a life of crime. Trust me, wearing your pants this way greatly decreases the odds that you can outrun a cop, let alone a police dog. If you do not believe me, just watch a few episodes of the show ‘Cops’. (Also, just so you know, this look is not cool. Someday you will regret this look, just like your parents still get teased about some of the things they wore when they were that age. There are only two reasons that could account for this look. Either a kid went out of his house looking like that because he was so busy having a real life that he didn’t even notice that he was ‘sagging’, or some kid who grew up in a ghetto and couldn’t afford a belt went out of his house that way because he didn’t have a choice. Either way, that first kid was, indeed, cool. Copying him does not make you cool).
2. Do not ever drink orange juice right after brushing your teeth with Crest toothpaste. This is not just a bad taste in your mouth, it is some sort of chemical reaction, and you will regret it… just like you regret the cool clothes you wore when you were 16.
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The post was called, ‘Life Lessons’. So you get two lessons for the price of one.
Pouring My Art Out 
I understand this “horrendous” fashion style in pants was started by men in prison. Those with their crotches hanging down were signaling their responsiveness to being used as a sex surrogate for other prisoners. Some idiot teenager obviously thought it was cool (dope) & so it continued. If they only realized how dumb they look!!!
I have never heard that story. I don’t know if it’s true or not.
Or follow orange juice with milk at breakfast. Gakk.
Let them make their own mistakes on that one.
So I just need to learn two things and I’ll catch up to you!
You might even be ahead of me.
Lol @ life of fashion v life of crime.
Life is all about choices.
next thing you know butt crack will become cool
Depends whose butt crack.
it does?
It does to me…
i don’t think i’d care who, i wouldn’t want it to become a thing!
I can think of of a few million women that I wouldn’t mind… oh forget it…
ahahaha! are you sure you’re not thinking of a few men that woudn’t mind…
Very few men would mind… if that is what you mean???
yes that’s what i mean…lol
I don’t think you even know what you mean.
oh yes i do!
Well the rest of us don’t…
that’s cause i’m smarter
That must be it.
yes, yes it must
We all bow before your giant… head… or brain… or whatever that big lump on the top of your neck is.
you may kiss my ring whilst there 😉
You may kiss my… oh forget it.
pft
A better noise to make would be… blubadablubadablubada… HA!!!
lol
oh yeah
True story: Bob Hope was doing a thing in Ohio years back for FTD. It was and outdoor event and the wind had picked up. HE was older and frail and starting to feel a chill. A gaffer buddy of mine from Nashville and some stagehands circled around him to block the wind. He looked up at the hulking forms around him wondering what was up. My quick thinking buddy quipped “We’ve come to kiss the ring.” Hope cracked up.
That is awesome.
And I see many more cross links in our future. 🙂
ooooohhhhhh…. sexy-time….
Try to control yourself. 🙂
I tried it once… didn’t work out…
Which is why you’ve led such a blog-worthy life, my friend.
Ha!!!
Laughed so hard my ribs hurt…smiles
I don’t want you to laugh til it hurts… just until milk comes out your nose or you pass out or vomit.
Perfect! Laughing…laughing…laughing
And I am not cleaning that up, whichever option you decide to go with.
You are too awesome
I know you are but what am I?
the equivalent
Now you are talking.
🙂