I am still waiting for Hastywords to get all primeval on my butt. Hey, that gives me an idea. Hold on a second. I will be right back…

Hey Hastywords, are you ready to rock?

I am going to turn your world upside down…

Oh yeah, we are going old school now. I started off just adding a few of your features to cave people…

And that was fun, but it just didn’t seem like enough…

I kept messing around and it got better and better…

Then I started to wonder if you would look more like the cavewomen from some of those cheesy old movies…

You know, some sort of prehistoric pin-up girl whose painting ended up on cave walls…

But the face didn’t match the body well enough so I switched it around a little…

But that went too far the other way. So in the end, I just decided to go with a nice, modern-day cavewoman living with her family in suburbia…

And that, somehow, feels just about right.