Okay… here we go… It is time for me to come to grips with my complex relationship with this man; Mr. Edward Hotspur.
http://edwardhotspur.wordpress.com/
Look at that face. So noble, so wise, so aloof. He can be sarcastic, condescending, wickedly funny and brilliantly clever all at the same time. But for a while now he has been too busy to leave his clever, cutting comments on my blog and I miss him. Because I have a serious man crush on the guy. But whatever.
These conflicted feelings might be evident in the pictures I did of Ed. Because sometimes I see him as a brave Elfin warrior…
But other times I must admit that he seems a little more like this guy…
Oh, it is true that he is wise and powerful…
But I just can’t shake this image out of my head…
I guess what I am saying is that in the movie of my life, I can see him in the role as the hero…
But it might be better for both of us if I just thought of him as another one of an army of supporting players…
Pouring My Art Out 
I think i need to look at something else before I dream about this tonight….
Well poke around in my old posts. Only half the stuff will give you bad dreams… but stay away from the Dick Cheney ones.
I’ll try 🙂
Ha… and they say men fear commitment!
Was that your handprint on the the face of in the last photo? I thought you were using Photoshop to attach new faces to someone’s photos, not Elmer’s glue.
I am a sloppy worker.
All other pictures look pretty neat, though.
Thanks. They can’t all be winners.
No wonder you have a crush on him. I thought you moved your affections on to some other unsuspecting soul.
My heart has room for many crushes!
I’d comment on this series, but I don’t want to draw attention to myself.
See, to me that just sounded like a cry for attention. Did you really think you weren’t on the list?
Oh God…
Praying wont help ya, cryin’ wont do you no good…
That is from When the Levy Breaks by Led Zepellin.
I know. 🙂
Good.
Okay, you begged. Here’s a comment. You stuck my face on some characters. But not Picard, or Elrond, or Kennedy (not the president, but the VJ).
I went with a theme. You are so many people to so many people that I would have had to use the entire Congressional library and the Smithsonian to get enough pictures of all the people you are to all those people who you are all those people to.
Okay. I can wait.
I am already working on my next victim… sssshhhh… it’s Hastywords. Lots of pics to work with… among other things. But I might work my way back around to you. Do a whole week or month. See how many ideas I can do with one picture of you.
I’ve seen your work with Dick Cheney, so you could do a dozen with mine. With Hasty, you could literally make an entire blog using her pictures.
Hint, hint.
I am working on it.
LOL
I hope so.
OK, I know you can do better than this! With the kind of face Edward Hotspur has, you know how much fun you could have?
I just go where the mood drags me.
Then let it drag you somewhere else!
I got to move on.
What’s that supposed to mean?
Think tigers & lions & bears, oh my!
I did a dog with tiger teeth… just sayin’…
For Hotspur?
No.
I’m a wizard? Or a witch? Or have ruby slippers? What?
Or lunch.
All of the above! Or whichever one suits your legs best?
Ha! He has the legs for all of those!
Brazilian
ouch…
wait, that involves hot wax, right?
Yes. And cool tracks.
And fast women and sloe gin???
And hot lead and cold feet.
Fats Domino and Thin Lizzy.
Jack White and Jack Black
Johnny Walker and Run DMC…
Hastywords and Slow Hand
oooohhhh…. good one.
I wouldn’t put up with that…
I just picture his face on Bacon….like always….
I can’t do that… I get all… never mind…
You are such a masturbacon.
When people say you are sizzeling hot, they ain’t just foolin’ around.
Nope.
word.
I don’t think Dale Carnegie would approve of your way to “win friends and influence people…”
Can’t you get a day job? Or…something?
I could if I wasn’t an idiot.
Idiots are hired….and elected every day!
Look at congress.
Look at the senate.
Honestly? You are better than that…..than..they….are.
I think I still love you but…with reservation.
Did you make a reservation? Because I don’t see your name in the book. Or are you a native American looking to open a casino?
Hey! He’s doing the best he can with what he has. You know, the large penis, the tall stature, the multitalent, the published novel… come on!
When you put it like that… I freekin’ rock!
Very cool!
It’s all him.
the poor guy
Why you always so negative???
you have to ask?
I know, but I mean, I am just here to take your mind OFF of reality for a few brief moments. If I can’t do that, then my blog… and my life… are just a big bowl of failure soup.
you’re blog and pics all are awesome..
I will have to settle for that. Thanks.
i mean it. 🙂
Well you should just stay here… the real world sucks.
it does at times 🙂
I will set you up a cot.
How about a king sized bed?
This ain’t a Holiday Inn!
well it could be (thinking positive)
It could be, but it isn’t.
what can we do to work on that?
Build a hotel on Boardwalk?
you start, i’ll help maybe
You provide the funding.
i’ve been notified that it’s your department as the leader
I lead by example.
Okay, I’m ready for you start setting it
I am setting the table right now. Then I am setting the VCR, then a fast pace, a sail, a course, a mood, and off on an adventure… but when I set an example, it will be a bad one.
well this is a problem….
I know.
Check out post today, it will likely move you to tears but not in the way you would expect…
ok
Thanks.
oh geesh
you’re welcome 🙂
yadayadayada
eh? did you see the pics i have up today? 😉
Not yet
eeeeexxxxxcccccuuuusssseeeee me?! lol
Busy day.
pft
I used to love sloe gin & seven up! Mmmmm mmmmm!
Of course you did.
And what’s that supposed to mean? I was a brick house, baby!
I try to be funny, not mean stuff. I never mean anything!
Ohmygawd- I just snorted out loud!
I wish I had seen that.
Yeah, it’s really sexy!
It might have been.
Everything you do is.. oh, wait, you said sexy. Never mind.
snicker