I think the main thing we need to do to survive the zombie war is to keep the zombies busy. They will want to feel like constructive members of society. So I figured out the perfect place for them to work…
Okay, it isn’t really a constructive place to work. But they will fit in…
Seriously, is anybody even going to notice a few zombies hanging around?
Will it make Fox any less fair and balanced?
I guess the main problem will be feeding the zombies, because where are you going to find any brains at Fox News?
Ha! I kid the people at Fox. I made a little joke.
See. They get rid of people after their performance decays beyond a certain point. After it becomes obvious that they are no longer functioning at the level of a living human being…
Of course, sometimes it takes longer to notice than other times.
And there are even a few zombies that Fox is too afraid of to hire. Zombie Lords who are too powerful to control…
Then Fox just uses them as expert talking heads.
Pouring My Art Out 
Other half likes Zombies so I have ’em ‘up to here’, which is a stupid thing to say online as you can’t see where I’m pointing and will have to assume it’s above waist level, which it is. Nay, it’s above head level. But… er… have you any posts about werewolves? Vampires? Half-dogs, half-terrapins? Hairclips?
See, the thing about my blog is that I raely do the same thing twice… except pictures where I make fun of Dick Cheney. I am unable to tell what people will enjoy, and my brain is like a crack squirrel in a small cage… so I just sort of do… stuff. I always tell peole to just pick random months, scroll through a bunch of stuff without reading more than the titles or looking at the pictures. When you get to the bottom, hit the ‘older posts’, then repeat the process. I can’t even describe what it is I do here and I am the one who is doing it.
This isn’t pressure to do that, you understand. But it is the fastest way to determine how far away you should run… screaming.
equal rights for zombies is what i say……we can branch of into the feminist zombie rights group…..gay zombies rights….vegetarian zombie rights(not quite sure how thats gonna work out)…….muslim zombie rights……and so on and so forth….
Now you are talking.
Such a great series! Thanks for the laugh!
That’s what I’m here for.
😎
Maybe they could eat tea bags instead of brains. God knows they must have plenty of those floating about at Fox.
and douc… never mind
heh heh.
oh my…
This would be the best thing to ever happen to fox news. It would probably also reduce the world’s hate by about half.
Except for those who discriminate against the life-challenged…
…….so…….ummmm…….are there, like, zombies coming or something?
No, the zombies are leaving…
excellent, for i have no vinyl records to throw at them….have you seen shaun of the dead?
Love that movie. But the zombies are not getting a lot of views here, I will tell you that.
that’s a shame….and odd….maybe you just need to go bigger! or chalk it up to experience
I chalk everything up to experience.
then i reckon you’ll be fine
That is not what all my experience leads me to believe.
oh dear….and you come across so happy….
Yeah… to cover up the crippling emotional pain…
haha!!! i mean, oh dear……
No, go ahead and laugh at the pain… I do…
so long as i’m laughing with you then
with… at… it’s all the same in the end…
all the same….i’d rather with…
okay… I got to sleep now… see ya later
nighty night
I’m with you…thinking there won’t BE enough brains over there to even feed them enough to keep going…LOL.
It just needed to be said.
I never watch Fox News so this WOULD be a good place to store the zombies. No one says they have to be “smart” brains for food, so let’s just feed them the brains of the old farts who are supposed experts.
I never even thought of that.
Now, this is funny stuff! Thanks for the laughs!
I should warn you that I never do the same thing more than a few days in a row… and I never know what the next thing is going to be.
I usually suggest to new people that they scroll down a random month without even reading anything just to make sure they really want to stick around. But help yourself to the snack trays in the lobby, and welcome aboard…