As long as I am in the mood to rant…

Can we stop doing sexy Christmas songs? Can we, huh?

I hate that ‘Santa Baby’ song. Don’t sing sexy-time to Santa. That is just wrong. But not as wrong as saying you want a car, a mink coat and a diamond ring. And no, I don’t want to think about Santa shimmying down a chimney. My mind is messed up enough already.

And while we are on the subject, that song “Baby It’s Cold Outside’ is just sick. That guy is just trying to seduce that poor, innocent girl. He is trying to get her drunk and talk her into spending the night with him. She can find a cab. She can call a cab company on the phone. Dude, you are making all men look bad with your pathetic attempts to try to beg that girl to stay. She isn’t ready yet, or you wouldn’t have to be trying so hard. Now just give it up.

Thank you. I feel better now.

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59 Responses to As long as I am in the mood to rant…

  1. TheSeedSaidSo's avatar sacha1nch1 says:

    i’ve done so very well in not hearing any christmas songs this year; i work at night, on my own so can listen to what i want, the only radio station i have on is radio 4, i haven’t been in any actual shops where they play the crap on a loop, and the xmas parties we’ve had have steered clear of them too, except for the obligatory christmas in new york!

    …….but the family christmas meals are coming………..

  2. Mooselicker's avatar Mooselicker says:

    The show Community did a bit on this last year sort of. They had the hot chick sing in a baby voice and act really dumb because the dumber and more baby sounding the voice the sexier it is….

  3. jatwood4's avatar judithatwood says:

    I am with you, and it looks like I am the only one. These reactions come from the idea that it is okay to let a 10-year-old girl go to a school event in a miniskirt, lingerie top, 3-inch high heels, and makeup. Give it a rest people. Don’t you have any idea how to bring up kids to be proud, thinking adults. How many of these kids are going to look at those photos and “just die” over how inappropriately they are put together. Not enough, I’m sure!

  4. hiddinsight's avatar hiddinsight says:

    I can make anything sexy. It’s exhausting.

  5. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    Santa Baby is catchy…but I can totally see why you were grossed out by 12 year old girls singing it…for crying out loud, who was in charge that LET them do that? Borderline chld porn. People are getting way too blase about underaged kids doing suggestive things imho.

  6. Trent Lewin's avatar Trent Lewin says:

    I am totally coming over and serenading you in a thong with the sexiest x-mas song of all time. It would serve you right.

  7. come on admit it, you dress up like santa

  8. Personally…I LIKE Minks and Deeds….I would give Santa a little sugar if he got ME those things. Hehehehe…
    xx
    Sooz

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