Can we stop doing sexy Christmas songs? Can we, huh?
I hate that ‘Santa Baby’ song. Don’t sing sexy-time to Santa. That is just wrong. But not as wrong as saying you want a car, a mink coat and a diamond ring. And no, I don’t want to think about Santa shimmying down a chimney. My mind is messed up enough already.
And while we are on the subject, that song “Baby It’s Cold Outside’ is just sick. That guy is just trying to seduce that poor, innocent girl. He is trying to get her drunk and talk her into spending the night with him. She can find a cab. She can call a cab company on the phone. Dude, you are making all men look bad with your pathetic attempts to try to beg that girl to stay. She isn’t ready yet, or you wouldn’t have to be trying so hard. Now just give it up.
Thank you. I feel better now.









i’ve done so very well in not hearing any christmas songs this year; i work at night, on my own so can listen to what i want, the only radio station i have on is radio 4, i haven’t been in any actual shops where they play the crap on a loop, and the xmas parties we’ve had have steered clear of them too, except for the obligatory christmas in new york!
…….but the family christmas meals are coming………..
The end of the world might have been less messy.
it’s not my family, so i can bask in the mess!
Bask in the mess… good name for a band…
my gift to you
And I didn’t get you anything…
*&^$$^&(*((()**&^$£%%$£”***”$%$%* no worries
See you soon. And watch your language…
yessir
Ha!
The show Community did a bit on this last year sort of. They had the hot chick sing in a baby voice and act really dumb because the dumber and more baby sounding the voice the sexier it is….
What a world we live in.
I am with you, and it looks like I am the only one. These reactions come from the idea that it is okay to let a 10-year-old girl go to a school event in a miniskirt, lingerie top, 3-inch high heels, and makeup. Give it a rest people. Don’t you have any idea how to bring up kids to be proud, thinking adults. How many of these kids are going to look at those photos and “just die” over how inappropriately they are put together. Not enough, I’m sure!
You are preaching to the choir.
Amen!
Have a very merry Christmas, and a joyous New Year!
Thanks… you too…
I can make anything sexy. It’s exhausting.
It must be. I can do that with no effort at all. Ha.
Santa Baby is catchy…but I can totally see why you were grossed out by 12 year old girls singing it…for crying out loud, who was in charge that LET them do that? Borderline chld porn. People are getting way too blase about underaged kids doing suggestive things imho.
That’s what I say.
I am totally coming over and serenading you in a thong with the sexiest x-mas song of all time. It would serve you right.
I might be okay with that…
You’re a sick sick puppy.
Woof.
come on admit it, you dress up like santa
I did once… I don’t want to talk about it.
LOL
sighgurgle…
and yet you brought it up…
Did I… Did I really?
yep
Because I can go back and read the transcript…
eh
Then I will see you in court!
you will? i didn’t know i was going there…
If you don’t then I win.
win what?
The court case.
don’t know what you’re talking about 😉
Are you sure?
umm…
mmu… I think this is where we started…
Personally…I LIKE Minks and Deeds….I would give Santa a little sugar if he got ME those things. Hehehehe…
xx
Sooz
But would you sing a song about it?
If I thought I had a shot of getting them…You Betcha…:)
xx
Sooz
Maybe it was just seeing the 12 year old girls at my daughter’s Christmas play for her school doing it that made me feel uncomfortable.
YIKES……….
xx
Sooz
Exactly. What is the appropriate age to shimmy for Santa… or anyone…
I’m with you, Sooz! Here’s a guy breaking into my house at midnight, the fat little perv. Least he can do is leave me a gift.
That is so… mercenary…
Cough up the cash, Santa, or you’re going down for breaking and entering. And here in Florida, we have the Stand Your Ground law.
Now that is taking a stand.
I’m nothing if not decisive.
You might change your mind about how decisive you are…
NEVER!!!
It could happen.
That’s RIGHT…Thank you…Hehehehe…
xx
Sooz
🙂
sigh…