(or); Romantic Mondays are for sissies, a real man can be romantic for a whole week…
Here is the first of what may be a long series of posts. These are just silly things I would do to see a smile light up my wife’s face. Because I love it when she smiles…
I would juggle rabid skunks while standing on one foot on top of a beach ball. I was going to do flaming rabid skunks, but this seemed unnecessarily cruel… (even though it would have looked awesome)…
I would stuff a crack squirrel down the front of my pants. I am sort of counting on the fact that my wife wouldn’t be amused by this, but if it would make her laugh, I would do it…
Yes, I would streak through Congress while it was in session, to make my wife smile. That is how much I love her…
And I would put on a monkey suit to make her smile. I would also fling my own poo at passing strangers if she thought that was funny, but once again I doubt that it would come to that.
(This post is inspired by an idea of Ed Hotspur’s, who created the Romantic Monday posts as a central clearinghouse to let his more-talented blog friends have a place to meet once a week and talk smack about him. Follow the link to see what others are doing to spice up their romance factors); http://http://edwardhotspur.wordpress.com/2012/11/12/cherry-blossom-puzzle-a-rainy-romantic-monday-post/
Pouring My Art Out 
I’d love to be your neighbor on a rainy day! 😀
You say that now…
LOL!
but still romantic
Say it with skunks.
Those skunks don’t look rabid but rather stuffed, which is way less dangerous though slightly more sad that you would kill and stuff a skunk…
They are pictures of real live skunks… and I didn’t add the flames.
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Streaking through congress…wow. That’s commitment right there. Romance is in the air…
That ain’t all that is in the air…
I know…
I should have used a real picture of me…
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It is a fact of life, that wives are difficult to please and even harder for them to appreciate who you are, especially without the theatrics.>KB
I rely heavily on theatrics.
You almost have to.
Sigh. This is the most romantic thing I have ever read!
That is sort of nice and sad at the same time.
That would describe me perfectly!
Ha.
By the way. All praise to the fucking monkey!
Simmer down… let’s keep it family friendly… but thanks.
Well, he is a filthy monkey. And he never really apologizes. Silly primate.
I guess that is part of his charm.
He is very charming, that’s true. Belligerent, unsanitary, roguish, but ultimately a charmer. He could have a great career in politics I think.
He can have a poop slinging campaign.
That’s been done, my friend. And quite recently.
Good point.
I reblogged your ass. Literally.
Ha.
Liar…you would not do the crack squirrell! lmao would not! 😛
You don’t know me at all…
Oh, this is fantastic!
Thank you. It isn’t over yet… not by a long shot…
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Reblogged this on Trent Lewin and commented:
For those curious about the picture of the monkey, he has finally made an appearance. He is a gentleman monkey, you understand. This is also a great fun post, and I unashamedly find it cute. Even the skunks. But maybe not the naked guy.
At least I didn’t use a real picture of me for that one…
Coulda fooled me.
ouch
Jokes.
I know… but still…
Jokes!
http://thecheekydiva.com/2012/11/12/romantic-monday-a-dreadful-poem/
Thought I’d sneak in a link to my own version of romance, hope you don’t mind. Not nearly as Wild Kingdom as yours, but eh, it’s okay. 😉
I will check it out. Where is Ed? I don’t see his romantic Monday post to link to?
I have no idea. I haven’t seen a post or a tweet from him since Saturday. Very unlike him. I sent him an email an hour or so, and he hasn’t replied. I hope he has just gotten too famous for all of us little people now, and we will soon find out that he was really Justin Bieber all along.
He is a 17 year old girl living in Pasadena.
Really? Wow. I had no idea. I thought he was a 40 something year old guy living in Ohio. He is very wise for a 17 year old girl.
I know, right?
Crazy shit happens in Pasadena I guess. Never been.
The kids grow up so fast.
Yup. I certainly hope this post made your wife smile. It’s so sweet that you would put live animals in your pants for a girl.
Our host emergeth. Is that a word? Already got us all linked up and everythang. He must be on the Teen Girl Squad or something.
I will do a link then.
You rock dude, and I find this very romantic (said in completely heterosexual tone). I am also glad that you have finally revealed the picture of the monkey. I am now proceeding to reblog this, because a) the monkey is important and b) you rock. Well done.
I did like four or five pictures of me with monkey heads back down there somewhere…
Yeah well this is the correct image of the monkey, and he much appreciates that. As a result, your end will be quick and painless. The rest, however… On a serious note, I am going to share your post with my wife, I think she will genuinely appreciate it. I will let you know her reaction. She is ever unpredictable.
I don’t know how mine will feel about it either.
Come on, she gotta appreciate it. Mine will simply say “how come you didn’t do something like that for me?” And I will have no response.
I am telling my wife that.
Best of luck.
If that ain’t romance, I don’t know what is.
Maybe we both don’t know what it is…