They say that most people have that dream… you know the one… where you forget to put your clothes on and go to school or work or the store.

Not me. My brain never plays by the rules.

I dream that I go places and everyone else forgot to put their clothes on.

No, I will not do Photoshop pictures of that. What kind of blog do you think this is?

But feel free to play the home game version. It is like when you have to give a speech and you are nervous and you pretend the audience is all in their underwear. Now just do it all the time… everywhere you go. See, that isn’t so bad is it?

*** (Just so you know, ladies, all the guys have been playing this game since they hit puberty… just thought I would pass that along) ***