Why can’t my brain just behave like normal people’s brains?
Even when I have an ordinary run-of-the-mill dream, things just go askew somehow.
Everybody dreams that they can fly now and then. I have these dreams. I dream that I have wings…
Like that is going to do me any good.
I need bigger wings…
Oh come on, I won’t be able to fly, and if Mitt Romney gets his way I will end up on the endangered species list.
Just let me be a real bird…
At least we are getting warmer… oh… wait… But I will be able to fly… under water.
Come on brain… you can do it… a real bird with real wings…
Well that is just cruel.
Pouring My Art Out 
Word of advice for future posts like this one…be sure to warn people to make sure they have visited the facilities prior to reading and to swallow all mouthfuls of liquid… I nearly peed my pants laughing, especially loved the penquin pic, and had I been drinking coffee at the time I surely would have drown or choked to death. Your liability insurance costs will sky rocket if you don’t start these things with warnings and disclaimers in the immediate future you know…
And, while I am familiar with the term artsy fartsy, fartistic is a new one to me too. I feel somewhat ambivalent about it…
My blog needs a warning of some sort.
Some lovely snaps here – is this the family album? dig your brainwaves!
It’s all in family one way or another.
I thought you were normal… I mean it looks like normal stuff .. does that mean my brain is abnormal? oh geez.. why didn;t anyone tell me.. I gotta find out this way?
If I took all the posts and pictures in my blog to a psychiatrist and told him these were the things I think about, what would he say?
based on what? you are highly creative and art fartistic (that’s a term I coined but its a good thing – which reminds me… I wanted to ask you about being my featured artsy fartist.. in the next few weeks.. ) um.. but really they might try to medicate you.. although that;s because of fear… fear of the weird.. but not me i am not afraid..too bad I am not a psychiatrist.. I mean I have some experience so you could take this as a nonprofessional but semieducated opionion if that is enough… you might have better luck with a psychologist tho – they are a little more free thinking..then psychiatrist – not than me i don;t think but … you’re ok imho
fartistic may be the best word I ever heard in any language. And I would be honored to be featured in any way. And a court-appointed shrink already said he wouldn’t say I was insane… but he wouldn’t say I wasn’t either.
I really don’t want to say it but the last picture made me hungry. I’m also curious what your real body was doing from the penguin picture.
Running around with a penguin head I guess.
oh man totally out of control!
These things get away from me. The same thing happened with dick cheney.