His third grade teacher never noticed him sitting in her classroom…
His mother often forgot to buy him Christmas presents…
Mosquitos bite him and then feel hungry two minutes later…
When he reads bedtime stories to his kids, they fall asleep before he starts…
His wife often mistakes him for one of the butlers…
Paul Ryan keeps asking him who the hell he is…
He is… the least interesting man alive…
He doesn’t often run for the presidency, but when he does, he changes his mind a lot…
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Please forget to vote… for, uh… what’s-his-name…
Pouring My Art Out 
Oh my goodness, I laughed so loud and almost fell out of bed. This is AWESOME! Thank you for approving this. 😉
Well thank you for reading it. I am just here for your amusement.
Titter. TeeHee. Chuckle. Snort. Guffaw. Giggle. Snort again. Shoot, that is just plain funny big guy. Subtle, sneak-up-on-you funny. You ought to send this to Bill M or Steve C…bet their writers would love it…might even get you on tv…those two guys twitter don’t they? Maybe you could send it to them that way.
Thanks muchly.
Wah, wah, wahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Is that sarcasm or did I really make you cry?
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You have outdone yourself! I am pressing this immediately.
Sounds sexy… still not sure what that means…
It means that I have republished on my blog with full credit to you. Pay attention, we’ve covered this material, just like the sighs… .
I been shooting my own brain cells like fish in a barrel…
I am going in… ten seconds… if it works.
I did it. It worked on you, but not on all the people.