The idea of being funny in a very small and limited space is just plain fun. It is like combining stand up comedy with a game of twister. And even my older daughter Jessica admits now and then that I can be funny in small doses. And she knows everything… (Okay, I know that isn’t how she meant it, but that is the way I have decided to take it)…

And just how do I intend to incorporate tweeting into my plan for world domination, you might well be asking? It is simple.

The more people who know about me, through any form of social media, the better my chances of having my novel published. And when they make the big-screen adaptation of my book, starring Brad Pitt as our unlikely hero Rufus, I, as the author, will no doubt be invited on all the talk shows. And once you get on the Daily Show, you are half way to conquering the universe.

Also, I have begun following all my favorite famous people and sending them clever tweets. I have already sent tweets to John Cleese, Eddy Izzard, Ellen DeGeneres, Stephen Fry, the President, and a few others. I plan to start tweeting to the Queen of England soon, and maybe the whole royal family. Someday I will say something clever enough that I will get tweeted back by one of these illustrious personages.

Will this aide in my plan to be the supreme leader of all the universes? Not directly, but it will force Jessica to admit that I am still cool, and I will settle for that. And anyway, I already ran for supreme ruler of all the universes and won… (this was mostly due to low voter turnout and was still a close race, but victory was mine. You don’t have to bow or anything)…