I am not going to give you any crap about reading the novel. Guilt doesn’t work on you people and neither does begging. I can’t see how it would kill you to go to a chapter or two and type ‘Good stuff’ in the comment box to increase my chances of becoming a published author someday, but it is all about choices.
In fact, to entertain you while you are busy not reading my book, I will continue to do funny pictures, political satire, and some reblogs of some of my favorite early posts from when nobody knew who I was.
So, if you just want to look at the funny pictures, please do not feel bad about it. I am over it. We are still friends. I still care.
But if you are reading it… I love you, man…
Pouring My Art Out 
good stuff……is that right?
I hope so.
I am going to have to go to the PMAO school of shameless promotion. Sit back and get a load of what a lump of loser I am:
I have had at least twenty people send me emails telling me how much they liked my book. I’ve had about ten write unsolicited reviews. The biggest way to get your book out in the world for exposure is to request reviews from people. Despite all my reviews, only two of the at least twenty are uploaded to my Amazon page. I should email and ask these people to post a review of my book- a review they have already written, to my Amazon page, right?
Wrong. I am chicken shit who can’t hit send on an email because I feel like an ass asking them to do more work for me. That’s how pathetic I am.
And I am going to read your book. Real world Hellis may be getting a promotion soon so she is mid-suck up right now.
I admit I play the self-promotion bit every way I can. I have nothing to lose right now. If wheedling helps, I ain’t too proud to do it. But I honestly value your opinion on anything you have time to look at. And I feel like a selfish heel for not spending more time digging into your stuff. Do you have young kids? They take a lot of time.
Never mind kids- I have an ex-husband who eats up the majority of my time. He’s a blogger too called HR Nightmare and he’s…well, he’s something. Go here:
http://heellisgoa.com/2012/03/19/happy-birthday-h-r-nightmare/
He looks like he is twelve years old. What state do you live in, and aren’t there laws against that?
Ha! He was twelve in that picture. I love it because every single picture of him has blood in it somewhere, and also because I see all three of my kids in that one pic. My daughter is my clone, but something about that one pic looks like her.
Did you see the posts of my daughters. They look just like me. I did a three set when we were all about 10 just a while ago.
You are such a shameless trollop about your work.
It is called self-promotion…
But, yeah…
If it works, I will give you free tickets to the preimere of the movie adaptation staring Brad Pitt as me… uh… I mean Rufus.
Brad is too old for the role. Rufus seems younger to me.
Rufus is 51 at the time of the story… 52 now…