Monthly Archives: August 2012

Coming soon to a blog near you!

I am posting my sci-fi novel on the interwebs… My older daughter, Jessica, talked me into it… And it is going to be awesome. It is full of humor, adventure, daring escapes, greed, betrayal, loyalty, bravery, and did I mention humor? … Continue reading

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XXX -treme Olympics…

They are taking the world by storm. In track and field, old records are being shattered, and, just for the record, new records are being set at a record rate. Just because of my brilliant idea to include tigers… So far … Continue reading

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The new, improved Olympic games…

The first running of the new equestrian event, reverse steeplechase, in which the horse and rider exchange places, was a huge hit with London crowds… Here is Mr. Fishton Van Smelt, winner of the first race, with a time of 12 hours, 16 … Continue reading

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This post was in incredibly poor taste, and has been deleted…

Sorry…

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Olympic upgrade…

(or); How we can make the Olympics more exciting for people who don’t really care about sports at all… ————————————————————————————————- 1. Really really really high diving… The pool should look like a postage stamp from the diving platform. Maybe they … Continue reading

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What synchronized diving should look like…

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Synchronized diving?… Seriously?…

At some time in our past, we invented diving. It most likely started off as just one guy showing off a fun little trick, a new and flashy head-first way to insert one’s self into the water. One of his friends … Continue reading

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A test of common sense…

This is an actual test… It is just one question, with multiple choice answers… Don’t worry, I promise to grade on a curve… ———————————————————— Question; The house next door to where you live is going to be available for rent at … Continue reading

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