Oh, man, that title is funny. I have to give credit to my brother Henry for that one. Here is my little story, which I must admit falls perhaps into the ‘too much information’ category, but this blog is about my life, after all…
I am at that age where the doctors strongly advise you to get a colonoscopy. So, many months ago, I set one up for today.
But here is the funny part. I didn’t realize that I was setting it up for the day after Father’s Day. My mom and Sid came down from the Bay Area, partly because my brother Henry had a kid graduating from high school and another kid graduating into high school. So we had a party at Henry’s house on Saturday, and then a big barbecue at our house yesterday. My wife made ribs and hot dogs and there was a lot of really good food. A lot of family from both sides were there, almost 30 or more people. And it was an awesome Father’s Day… except for one thing…
The day before they shove a camera up into your insides, you can’t eat anything. Well, clear broth or Jello with no fruit, and a whole lot of liquids. And then at three o’clock I had to start drinking this medicine that cleans out your insides. So I got to spend most of my big day sitting on the toilet. Now you see why my brother’s little joke for a blog title is so damn funny. It’s funny now. It wasn’t so funny yesterday.
Everything is fine down there… or up there… just so you know.
And, I got a little camera for Father’s Day, so now I should be able to post better pictures than the ones I have been taking with my phone. Now, I am going to eat me some leftovers. Catch you on the flip-side, and bottoms up!
Pouring My Art Out 
I’m certain there’s a Somee card for this occasion but I’m too lazy to search for it so: Glad your poop-shoot looks good! 🙂
I look good inside and out! And inside out,… and… oh, never mind…
You should have had the doctor use the new camera. After that adventure the camera won’t dare to take a blurry picture.
I tried to order the DVD… if I played it really fast, it would be like one of those driving through a tunnel games… I thought you might get a kick out of this post.
Congrats on the camera gift. Too bad you didn’t have it in time to add up close and personal photos of the whole event.
I was going to order the DVD…
A day without BBQ is like a day without sunshine, especially when your dealing with where the sun don’t shine. Sorry you couldn’t partake of the shindig, but glad things are . 🙂
Thanks, and that was well said.
I haven’t heard the expression “Catch you on the flip side” in forever.
Pleased to know you passed the test!
I got an A… get it?
Need you ask? I get your not so subtle puns, Crackhead, get it?
oh, man…
Now don’t go spiraling down to the depths of depression over one silly little comment. You have a devoted following out here in the ether world, chin up and sally forth!
I need you to keep me in line. I am sort of starting to feel like you really know me…
Ok, so let me make sure I understand…
Your mommy came to hold your hand while you had a camera shoved up your arse (as Dotty would say)…..
Now, I just hope it wasn’t the camera you got the day prior.
😉
(just kidding, just had to mess with ya!)
Oh, I gave Mollie a shout out on my Sunday Funnies yesterday too! LOL
How did you know you got spammed?
Been happening a few days. Plus I saw my comment wasn’t there after I hit submit. Mits mad at me. Lol
You are canned lunch meat substance once again…
Hysterical. I get one every six months because at the age of 35, they found something. It’s such a smart thing to do. Congrats. And it’s great fodder for a blog, clearly.
I am sorry to hear that. I puked up the second dose of the meds. But I guess I clear out easy.
Ahhhhhhhhhh…!!!!!!!!!! You’re such an a**
But a clean one…
LOL. Until tomorrow…
Right…
That is rather funny. Welcome to the colonoscopy club! Sometimes things are better viewed from the inside out 🙂
I should have asked for a video. I love home movies…